@pepperj
People who take care of chickens are literally
Chicken tenders
I'm in the process of building a tool shed.
Wait ✋️ it turned now into a turkey shed. 8x10ft 8ft high.
"Something" asked me this last Sunday if I was building a fish hut.
I told "it" that it was going to be for turkeys.
Well this "


" kind of (tilted its head)small?
Its not for full time living, just shelter when the roost at night.
I got a "huff" and "it" walked down the road with their dog.
(30 Seconds later "it" went fast stepping past the gate heading to the hamlet-Max was barking🤣)
Now you're probably wondering what this "it, Something actually was.
Well the 🌶 had never 👀 👀 this type before walking down past his shop.
(Loe Reed tune-Take a walk on the wild side)
It walked like a woman but kind of talked like a man.
Now it had a full length violet dress, with a veil.
(Told the mrs-her reply was "What type of shoes was it wearing?"
I just shook the head,

.
"You didn't look?
Dear, I was shell shocked, didn't really know where to look.
Well it turned out that this gown wearer is a Dr. in a small village up the way.
Go figure 🤔
I missed my opportunity to really throw a curve ball at it.
I should if said:
Well that's 80 sq.ft. each turkey takes up 2 sq. ft.
So I thought 40 per level.
Now if they duck their long necks I could easily fit 4 levels.
That's 160 turkeys.
But I forgot about water and feed so I rounded it down to 150.
Darn it, I missed another chance.
A doctor 🤣