So today my Mom and I went to Yellowstone to see Old Faithfull. First time I ever been to the geysers. I saw all the buffalo chips around (they were Everywhere!) and was very disappointed to learn that these are NOT grizzly bear scat. Good thing they told me before I started cutting 'em open looking for jewlery and dental gold...
I go to the lodge to get a coffee before the spring blows and when I come back my mother is sitting there on a bench near to this pretty girl, so of course I sat down between them
We got to chatting a bit and it seems she is from California. Said she had been traveling all over the west and had been to almost half the N.P.s In the west. Traveling alone? "That takes guts for a young woman", I says.
"Well luckily I have not met any Weirdos yet", she says. Hmm, I'm thinking she just has not gotten to know me yet. My Mom chirps in asking how long the geyser might blow once it gets going. The Cali' girl says, " I hope it is more than just thirty seconds"
"Thats what all the girls say!" I said.
I got a good laugh but mom didn't think it was very funny.
After the geyser show I told her it was blowing for about five minutes. She said she was satisfied.
I was too embarrassed to ask for her number in front of my mother, and the Cali' Girl was traveling tommorow anyhow. Oh-well. Struck out again....
