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[releventchair]

mornin all!

Nearly scorched here where the sun hits.
Hot and dry for sure.

Biggest (short regardless) corn fell over. Hilled it/them up as well as the beans and squash.
Have blossoms on the first planted beans , finally.
Potatoes not bloomin yet. One of the two plants is getting close.
Carrots are trying. I keep knocking them down watering , and they try to be at attention again the next morning.

Need to go buy food today. So much for gardening covering groceries. L.o.l..
Would rather be chasing tractor parts , or better yet getting seat time on one. But ;priorities among more than my own interests first . I guess...

 

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[releventchair]

Hot weather like today. Plus wool uniforms. Plus guns and gear. Now march! Now fight!

[Battle Of Gettysburg, Day 2
On the second day of the Battle Of Gettysburg, July 2, 1863, General Robert E. Lee devised a plan for his Confederates to attack both flanks of the Union line on Cemetery Ridge. The result would be three hours of carnage that won nothing of tactical significance for his Army of Northern Virginia. Confederate killed, wounded and missing during the fighting on July 2 total some 6,500. The Union total was approximately 8,750—an unusual case of the defender suffering more casualties than the attacker. The battles fought that day are some of the most famous in military history.

Robert E. Lee’s Plan for July 2, 1863
Lee’s First Corps, under Lieutenant General James Longstreet, would attack the northern (left) end of the Federal line obliquely, in echelon from south to north, with three of his four divisions. The fourth, under Major General George Pickett, was still en route and unavailable. One division from the corps would capture two hills (Round Top and Little Round Top, the latter also known locally as Sugarloaf) just beyond the end of Cemetery Ridge. Sweeping over the hills, they would hit the Federal flank and drive northward astride Cemetery Ridge.

The next two divisions, each in its turn, would then join the attack by moving obliquely at a northeast angle across the Emmitsburg Road. The three divisions would push the Federal Army of the Potomac back against the south slope of Cemetery Hill and Culp Hill. Meanwhile, the corps of Lieutenant General Richard "Dick" Ewell would be assailing those hills from the north. Ewell was to begin his demonstration against Cemetery and Culp hills when he heard the sound of guns at the beginning of Longstreet’s assault and keep pressure on the Union right.

Lee had reason to believe this flank-attack plan would succeed. He received an intelligence report that said the Round Tops and the southern end of Cemetery Ridge were unoccupied by Union troops—which was true when they were scouted. Confederate flank attacks had routed numerically superior Union armies at First Bull Run, Second Bull Run, and Chancellorsville, and Lee’s attacks on the flank of an army moving up the James River peninsula in 1862 started the Seven Days Battle that drove a Union army back from the gates of Richmond.

This time, the results would be different. By sunset, names of otherwise insignificant spots would be writ large in blood, immortalizing Little Round Top, Devil’s Den, the Wheatfield, and the Peach Orchard.]

 

[bill from lachine]

Good morning RC regardless of how much production you get gardening is good for the soul.

 

[Rookster]

Morning releventchair

 

[ARC]

Morning RC.

 

[ARC]

Morning WIF.

 

[releventchair]

Good morning RC regardless of how much production you get gardening is good for the soul.

Scratchin in the dirt can be therapeutic. I don't feel different yet after yesterdays efforts though. l.o.l..

Lucky for me I'm not still workin on farms like in my youth.
Though had I stuck with it , who knows?
At least I'd be broke doing something "outdoors".

 

[ARC]

... BUMP ~ !

 

[bill from lachine]

ARC,

BUMP to you too....

 

[Blak bart]

I'll bump to that.....cheers

 

[releventchair]

I'll bump to that.....cheers

Ehh? You say butt? Oh...Bump. Too late!



Alright
Come on
Sing it one time
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Sing!
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ha! Ha!
Walked in this place surprised to see
A big girl gettin' busy, just rockin' to the go-go beat
The way she shook her booty sho' looked good to me
I said, come here, big girl, won't you rock my world
Show that dance to me'
She was
Doin' the butt
Hey pretty, pretty
When you get that notion, put your backfield in motion, hey
Doin' the butt
Hey sexy, sexy
Ain't nothing wrong
If you want to do the butt all night long
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ow, what are you gonna do about it
Yeah, yeah (Shake it!)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I took that girl out on the floor
She rocked me from the backside
We did the butt 'til it made me sore
Now, it's a physical thing, but not hard to do
You just shake-a shake shake shake
Shake-a shake shake
Doin' the butt the whole night through, come on
Doin' the butt
Hey pretty, pretty
When you get that notion, put your backfield in motion, hey
Doin' the butt
Hey sexy, sexy
Ain't nothing wrong
If you want to do the butt all night long
That's right!
Shake your butt
Come on!
Gimme that butt!
Gimme that butt!
Tanya got a big ol' butt (Oh yeah?)
Shirley got a big ol' butt (Oh yeah?)
Irene got a big ol' butt (Oh yeah?)
Theresa got a big ol' butt now (Big ol' butt)
And Sonya got a big ol' butt (Oh yeah?)
Melissa got a big ol' butt (Oh yeah?)
Ol' Tammy got a bubble butt (Oh yeah?)
Little Keisha got a big ol' butt (Big ol' butt)
Gimme the butt!
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm gonna drop you lines, before we set up
We're screamin' at girls with the big ol' butt, sing it
Yeah, yeah (Ow)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I want your butt, that butt
That big ol' big ol' butt, ow!
Doin' the butt
Ow pretty, pretty
When you get that notion, put your backfield in motion, hey
Doin' the butt
Hey sexy, sexy
Ain't nothing wrong
If you want to do the butt all night long
New York (Bring out the butt)
D.C. (Bring out the butt)
L.A.
What do you got to say? (Bring out the butt)
Philly (Bring out the butt)
Atlanta (Bring out the butt)
Baltimore
Won't you come holla at me? (Woah!)
Sing!
Yeah, yeah (Ow)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Your butt, your butt, your butt, your butt, yeah
Yeah, yeah (Ow)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I want your butt, your butt, I'll keep my mouth shut, ow
Doin' the butt
Hey pretty, pretty
When you get that notion, put your backfield in motion, hey
Doin' the butt
Hey sexy, sexy
Ain't nothing wrong
If you want to do the butt all night long
Doin' the butt
Hey pretty, pretty
I want your butt, your butt
Just gimme, gimme, gimme your butt, hey
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Marcus Miller / Mark Elmer Stevens
Da Butt lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Warner Chappell Music, Inc

 

[releventchair]

As long as it's loud and the decks getting danced on ...Might as well toss the funky cold potata/(medina) on the turntable too...



Alright, dig it
Cold coolin' at a bar, and I'm lookin' for some action
But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction
The girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo, what's up with L-o-see?
The girls is all jockin' at the other end of the bar
Havin' drinks with some no-name chump, when they know that I'm the star
So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" he said, "Funky Cold Medina"
Funky Cold Medina
This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina
You know what I'm sayin'?
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie
Alex from Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal
I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink, " I said, "Ehm - ok, I'll go get it"
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina
You know, ain't no plans with a man
This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies
Ya know?
Break it down
Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection
I took a shot as a contestant on "The Love Connection"
The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'
Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'
I said, "Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein' ya"
That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina
Ya know what I'm sayin'
That Medina's a monster, y'all
Funky Cold Medina
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Marvin Bruce Young / Matt Dike / Michael Lawrence Ross
Funky Cold Medina lyrics © BMG Rights Management, The Bicycle Music Company

 

[ARC]

Morning Bart... nice of you to get up and join the world. :P

 

[Blak bart]

Good morning and good afternoon all at once ARC..

 

[Blak bart]

RC....two of my faves !! Ya !! Big ole butt !!

 

[pepperj]

Afternoon RC, WIF, and anyone I missed.

 

[Blak bart]

Morning Bart... nice of you to get up and join the world. :P

Been sleeping until the last second......then going to work in my swim trunks....which I also wear to bed as jammies. Been fishing mahi in 2000 ft. Of water. Get up at five and get to the boat at 5:15. I'm on day 16 in a row and feeling ragged. It's been absolutely brutal tropical sun from 7 am till 8 pm now !! I've been to elutherea and back and then just got up and started fishing everyday since. same thing every day....peanut mahi.....great eating and a lot of crazy action !! Blood everywhere !!
Ran over a duffel bag yesterday morning and spent a very creepy 20 minutes in 1700 feet of ocean cutting it out of the prop with no mask or snorkel !! So....after melting all day and getting fish blood and bait ****z all over me today.....
I'm finally on the couch nice and early soaking up the cool dry air conditioning !!

 

[pepperj]

Feeling a little nostalgic today. It's been 10 long years since some of my glass was packed away.
50 yrs or there about once this one came out of the soils.
Honey Amber, 3 piece wittle mold, with a nice lady leg whiskey.

 

[Blak bart]

Shes a beaut !!

 

[bill from lachine]

Bart,

Good afternoon....I thought you had mutineed the ship on the crew...