THE Random Chat Thread - AKA "The RCT" - No shirt or shoes required - Open 24 / 7

[RustyRelics]

If you wern't my cousin,...............tomorrow morning,....you'd be eating breakfast in hell.

(what'da think,..... pretty good, huh?)

Dat was purdy gewd, now if ye cood perfict de axcent a li' mer, Ah tink yule be gowlden!

 

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[SanMan]

Dat was purdy gewd, now if ye cood perfict de axcent a li' mer, Ah tink yule be gowlden!

Okay,..... I'll axe around, n' get som ad-vice from con-tree folk.

 

[releventchair]

Thanks folks. Would now be a good time to remind you guys that you still owe us 342 chests of tea? We'll be looking for an amicable trading relationship now that we've left the European Union. Everything's up for negoatiation and we could sweeten the deal by throwing in something we don't really want. Wales, maybe. Or Prince Andrew.

Whoa, wait a minute.
We did you the courtesy of steeping in in the harbor.
Just because you didn't drink it does not mean it was not yours to take home.

Don't forget the Peggy Stewart... Or that Dutch tea was available.
Or the London's 257 chests seized.
Or the Magna Carta's seven chests that got steeped in Charleston Harbor..
Or 28 cases of tea from the Williams steeped in Boston Harbor.

Or , well ,here's more...
https://teachinghistory.org/history-content/ask-a-historian/20657

 

[RustyRelics]

Okay,..... I'll axe around, n' get som ad-vice from con-tree folk.

Showr, git rat on it.

My area is ripe with redneck stereotypes, Jeff Foxworthy could spend years laughing his rear off at us.

 

[Msbeepbeep]

Welcome board ye old pirate ship Red=coat.
Well...you can have the tea back, but it's a tad soggy, and salty, maybe a little petroleum gunk on it, but I'm sure it'll be fine once dried out.

 

[releventchair]

That's one thing you have to learn about me, and it's something my mom and brother still don't get, I like poking people just to see what they'll do. I know you're a Louisianan, and not like those freaks from San Fransico. I just poke people with teasing just to see if they'll clobber me or not.

Looky here young fella , I could whup you even with both hands tied behind your back...

 

[Msbeepbeep]

I may or may not be slipping off ship to procure more rum, depending on how far the ship's deck rolls.

 

[releventchair]

Ya, we're getting low on Rum again...Down to about a weeks worth.

 

[Msbeepbeep]

Half a week's worth, Cap. likes his rum!
We gonna have a PARTY SHIP!!!
...oh, did I yell that?? Uh, hmm...we gonna have a good time!

 

[ARC]

RUM ? ? ?

Did someone say RUM ? ? ?

Almost sounded like "weeks worth of rum"...

Arrrggg.... must have been dreaming again.... back to sleep.

 

[SanMan]

RUM ? ? ?

Did someone say RUM ? ? ?

Almost sounded like "weeks worth of rum"...

Arrrggg.... must have been dreaming again.... back to sleep.

I heard it too,........ there has to be something to it,.........

 

[RustyRelics]

Looky here young fella , I could whup you even with both hands tied behind your back...

My tactics are dirty...

Punch the Diaphragm, kick the nuts, punch the Adams apple. There, one incapacitated male. I don't fight females.

 

[ARC]

My tactics are dirty...

Punch the Diaphragm, kick the nuts, punch the Adams apple. There, one incapacitated male. I don't fight females.

Agreed... last time I fought a female she fought dirty.

I was like...

"Grandma... If you ever do that again"

:P

JUST KIDDING FOLKS ! ! ! ... I know it was "bad taste".

 

[releventchair]

My tactics are dirty...

Punch the Diaphragm, kick the nuts, punch the Adams apple. There, one incapacitated male. I don't fight females.

Ya. Stay away from Gabi Garcia. It probably would not be much of a fight...

 

[SanMan]

I don't fight females.

That's smart RR,.........
try and imagine what it feels like getting kicked by someone wearing high heels,.......


Just saying,......

 

[RustyRelics]

That's smart RR,.........
try and imagine what it feels like getting kicked by someone wearing high heels,.......


Just saying,......

I'm still in the "dark ages" of chivalry and honoring women. I suppose that's not a bad thing...

 

[SanMan]

I am there too RR,...... most are.

My Moms words,

"If you ever raise your hand to your wife,.... I'll take her side before you can say a word"

I was maybe, 8 or 10 years old.


You can always turn and walk away, just be careful who it is you turn your back to,.....



And also be careful who you sleep with,.....
there are women that would shove an ice pick behind your ear up to the handle, and then go back to sleep.

 

[RustyRelics]

And also be careful who you sleep with,.....

I neither have the heart, moral standards, or bravado to do so, I'm good.

 

[WannaDig3687]

Rusty did you forget Canadian or did I just skim too fast?

 

[Thirdeyeartifactguy]

Had a job interview today. Went pretty well. Hoping I get the position. Wish me luck.