Good evening Pirates xx hope you have all had a fab weekend xx
We didn’t get to go out yesterday 🙄… but we did today! 😎… blimey it was hot… tomoz set to be even hotter, so may not stay out all day … hopefully there will be a breeze and I won’t get heatstroke 😅 xx
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An Englishman in Australia.....author unknown...
*August 31
Just got transferred with work from grey old London to our new home in Echuca Australia . Now this is a town that knows how to live! Beautiful, sunny days and warm, balmy evenings. I watched the sunset from a deckchair by the pool yesterday. It was beautiful. I've finally found my new home. I love it here. 🥰😁😁
*September 13
Really heating up now. It got to 31 today. No problem though. Living in air-conditioned home, driving air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun every day like this.
I'm turning into a sun-worshipper. 🙂😀🥰
*September 30th
Had the back yard landscaped with tropical plants today. Lots of palms and rocks. No more mowing lawns for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here. 🙂😍
*October 10th
The temperature hasn't been below 35 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least today it's windy though. Keeps the flies off a bit. Acclimatising is taking longer than I expected. 🫤
*October 15th
Fell asleep by the pool yesterday. Got third degree burns over 60% of my body. Missed three days of work. What a dumb thing to do! Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this. 😕
*October 20th
Didn't notice Kitty (our cat) sneaking into the car before I left for work this morning. By the time I got back to the car after work, Kitty had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stuck to the upholstery. The car now smells like Whiskers cat food and cat sh#t. I've learned my lesson though: no more pets in this heat. 😕😭
*October 25
This wind is horrible, it feels like a giant damn' blow dryer on high. And it's hot as hell! The home air conditioner is on the blink and the repair man charged $200 just to drive over and tell me he needs to order parts from another state.
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*October 30th
The temperatures up around 40 and the parts still haven't arrived for the stupid @#$& aircon. Been sleeping outside by the pool for three nights now. Bl@#dy $800,000 house and we can't even go inside. Why the hell did I ever come here? 😡😡😭
*November 4
Finally got the ol' aircon fixed. It cost $1,500 and gets the temperature down to around 25 degrees, but the humidity makes it feel about 30. Stupid repairman.
😡
November 8
If one more smart ar@$ says 'Hot enough for you today?', I'm going to🤬🤬 throttle him. Damn' heat! By the time I get to work, the car's radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking 🤬 wet and I smell like baked cat!
😡😤🤬
*November 9
Tried to run some errands after work, wore shorts, and sat on the black leather upholstery in the ol' car. I thought my a$se was on fire. I lost two layers of flesh, all the hair on the backs of my legs and my a$se. Now the car smells like burnt hair, fried a$se and baked cat! 😡🤬😠
*November 10
Weather report! It might as well be a @#$' recording. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny, hot and @#$&' sunny! It's been too hot to do anything for two @#$& months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this damn stupid place. Water restrictions will be next, so my $5,000 worth of palms might just dry up and blow into the damn pool. The only things that thrive in this hell-hole are the @#$&' flies. You don't dare open your mouth for fear of swallowing half a dozen of the horrid things!
*November 20th
Welcome to HELL! It got to 45 @#$ degrees today. Now the air conditioner's gone in my car. The repair man came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My wife had to spend the $2,500 mortgage payment to bail me out of jail for assaulting the stupid idiot. Stuff Echuca! What kind of sick, demented idiot would want to live here! 🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡
*December 1
WHAT!!!! The weather forecast says first day of Summer!!!! You are 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 kidding me!
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