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The Packers don't interest me in the least. I don't got to the circus. :laughing7:

Last Sunday I was fishing down by the bridge and some fellow and his wife came by. They asked if I knew the score. I says "I landed two black drum and four sheephead".

Then he says "No,no, I mean the score to the Super Bowl"

"Oh, I don't care for breakfast cereal, I mostly eat fish"

No, I mean the football game!"

"Football?", I says, "What, you mean like soccer?"

Then they just stormed off like they got offended or something.

Never bother a fisherman while he is fishing unless it's about fishing. I don't follow the circuses, I got bigger problems to solve. Auto racing is alright, I guess, so long as it is open wheel. Now that is a Sport, those drivers and crews are risking life and limb!

I say bring back the Mayan ball game where the sacrifice the winning team captain in order to ensure the crop harvest! That's sport. :tongue3:
 

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Duckshot,

The idea of sacrificing the team capt'n is kind of neat....good luck getting ARC to buy in though....:laughing7::laughing7::laughing7:




Duckshot said:
The Packers don't interest me in the least. I don't got to the circus. :laughing7:

Last Sunday I was fishing down by the bridge and some fellow and his wife came by. They asked if I knew the score. I says "I landed two black drum and four sheephead".

Then he says "No,no, I mean the score to the Super Bowl"

"Oh, I don't care for breakfast cereal, I mostly eat fish"








No, I mean the football game!"

"Football?", I says, "What, you mean like soccer?"

Then they just stormed off like they got offended or something.

Never bother a fisherman while he is fishing unless it's about fishing. I don't follow the circuses, I got bigger problems to solve. Auto racing is alright, I guess, so long as it is open wheel. Now that is a Sport, those drivers and crews are risking life and limb!

I say bring back the Mayan ball game where the sacrifice the winning team captain in order to ensure the crop harvest! That's sport. :tongue3:
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I fermented up some garlic kosher style dill pickles and gave some to my dentist who happens to be Jewish and obviously knows his pickles.

What are the odds of a crazy Irishman cornering the market for kosher dill pickles in Montreal.....:laughing7::laughing7::laughing7:
 

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Wow! Best speech I've ever heard. Rook, did you watch it? Best guests, perfectly outlined, well done, FOUR MORE YEARS!
 

Meh, all that standing up and clapping like seals....

Wouldn't it have been better if they did The Wave, like they do at football circus stadiums? I think so.

Or, better yet, they could do that Bud Light commercial bit from the 80's like we all did at the '87 Indy 500. The inside track crowd would scream in unison "Tastes Great!" , and the outside track crowd would scream back "Less Filling!". Just like the commercial! The donkeys should be the ones screaming "Tastes Great" though, because the elephants are definitely less filling and besides, you know who in heck wants to be on sitting in the inside track stadium at the Indy 500?

Cheap azzes who only showed up at the track to get get drunk on a Sunday and ogle topless women, that's who! And another thing, that Bud Light ain't beer anyways! Not by the American definition of beer! It's got rice in it for crying out loud! More like beer flavored wine imo... ???
 

RustyRelics said:
Wow! Best speech I've ever heard. Rook, did you watch it? Best guests, perfectly outlined, well done, FOUR MORE YEARS!
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What speech? I hope I live 4 more years.
 

Morning folks
 

Morning Simon and ARC
 

Oh I see what RR was talking about now. Trump gave a speech. Uh.i guess he’s been purdy good. Don’t keep up like I use to.
 

Duckshot said:
The Packers don't interest me in the least. I don't got to the circus. :laughing7:

Last Sunday I was fishing down by the bridge and some fellow and his wife came by. They asked if I knew the score. I says "I landed two black drum and four sheephead".

Then he says "No,no, I mean the score to the Super Bowl"

"Oh, I don't care for breakfast cereal, I mostly eat fish"

No, I mean the football game!"

"Football?", I says, "What, you mean like soccer?"

Then they just stormed off like they got offended or something.

Never bother a fisherman while he is fishing unless it's about fishing. I don't follow the circuses, I got bigger problems to solve. Auto racing is alright, I guess, so long as it is open wheel. Now that is a Sport, those drivers and crews are risking life and limb!

I say bring back the Mayan ball game where the sacrifice the winning team captain in order to ensure the crop harvest! That's sport. :tongue3:
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Hey! I have a pic of a Mayan ball court. We visited some Mayan ruins. I really need to get busy on those pics!

On another note...

How about Happy Hooker for your name?
 

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