THE Random Chat Thread - AKA "The RCT" - No shirt or shoes required - Open 24 / 7

[Rookster]

Afternoon Msbeepbeep.

 

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[SanMan]

Welcome, Sanman, to the RCT, where you can get it trouble for just about anything you say. Not much offends, 'cause were pirates, but we may start ribbing and heckling you, 'cause were pirates.

I'm a pirate damit,............ born and breed.

 

[SanMan]

Just reading the newspaper,............fresh off a bums face.

 

[ARC]

Just reading the newspaper,............fresh off a bums face.

Its easier when they are passed out. :P

 

[Msbeepbeep]

Who, the bum or the newspaper?

 

[Msbeepbeep]

Good afternoon Rook. How flies it?

 

[SanMan]

Who, the bum or the newspaper?

Very good Msbeepbeep,......... you're fast.

I'll tell you that for nothing,.........

(But for a few bucks I'll tell you more.)


LOL

 

[Msbeepbeep]

You haven't seen me trying to catch the ship!

 

[RustyRelics]

Morning guys,.......

I was just waking up, clearing my eyes,.....when a woman with a huge rear end walked by,........

It was very "active",....... looked like two bulldogs fighting over a piece of ham.






Merry Christmas,....... damit

Your wife?

 

[RustyRelics]

 

[ECS]

Just reading the newspaper,............fresh off a bums face.

Just read a newspaper fresh off a bums face
Waking up he got on my case got on my case
Shouting and ranting with a wild rage
Handed him a dime to cool his rave
Said better go get a BURMA SHAVE!

 

[SanMan]

Your wife?

No, I'm a bachelor.

I like thick women,....... but not ones that are banned from using elevators.

 

[RustyRelics]

I'm getting good at these.

 

[RustyRelics]

No, I'm a bachelor.

I like thick women,....... but not ones that are banned from using elevators.

My tastes generally run towards the more smaller, feminine type. That being said, and I'm sure the REST OF Y'ALL WILL BACK ME UP ON THIS, I'm perfectly happy being single, and I plan to be for eternity. Maybe.... Working a rail job won't give me much time for courtin'.

By the way, that pic reminds me of Wal-Mart, which reminds me of Hell.

 

[RustyRelics]

You know I still haven't gotten any answers as to how rare my bottle is, or how much it's worth? It's been what, three weeks?

 

[RustyRelics]

How many of y'all remember watching the old 1980s seasons of Macgyver? Best TV show ever, one of my favorites. I was watching a few episodes last night, and it occurred to me that I have never seen a more anti-communist, anti-socialist, anti-facist, anti-drug lord show I've ever watched. I like it that way.

 

[Rookster]

Good afternoon Rook. How flies it?

It's all good thanks.

 

[SanMan]

I'm getting good at these.

More than good,....... I would put that work in the expert class.

 

[Msbeepbeep]

Glad to hear things are going well for ya Rook.

RR with that bottle of yours, your knapping, plus your wheeling & dealing talents, and your ability to turn the heat up on things (burning down the forest ) you may need to take a job on the train just to get away from all the girls after you

 

[bill from lachine]

RR,

Well done on the knapping you must have some native blood in you young man!