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I’ve got the gardening thing but now I’ve got Jeff Gordon’s pit crew trying out they’re new headers down my road. The son’s of bitihes think they hav to turn around in my drive. If you never hear from me again.
 

Damn these Jeff Jordon want to be’s.
 

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Heck they buy a new truck and cut the damn muffler off first thing. Then figure out what time my sleep pattern is. I lived out here at one time when you could hear a critter fart except for my bride..
 

Damn these Jeff Jordon want to be’s.

L.o.l..

I've debated about a "ghost tractor" armed with mortar type fireworks visiting some noisy folks around here , when they are trying to sleep.
Problem being it only goes about 6 m.p.h. tops at departure time...
But , it's the principle that counts.:laughing7:
 

rook put a speed bump at the end of your driveway build it about 4 feet high.....:laughing7::laughing7::laughing7: with a moat on the other side.

Just drive across the grass for awhile until the idiots smarten up or destroy their muscle cars.
 

L.o.l..

I've debated about a "ghost tractor" armed with mortar type fireworks visiting some noisy folks around here , when they are trying to sleep.
Problem being it only goes about 6 m.p.h. tops at departure time...
But , it's the principle that counts.:laughing7:
Just need a looonnnggg fuse then.
I curse the noisy, rubber spinning, young ones.
Because I don't have anything that will spin rubber any longer. :laughing7:
 

Just need a looonnnggg fuse then.
I curse the noisy, rubber spinning, young ones.
Because I don't have anything that will spin rubber any longer. :laughing7:

Have not tried it , but heard the chemicals that keep a common cigarette burning unattended, will keep it burning till it reaches a fuse inserted into/ through it...
 

What about police type spike strips in your driveway. Just....don't forget. :tongue3:
 

Basically a pint or so of household bleach makes for quiet running engine sounds.
It seemed to be a favorite for the scrap pickers competition.
 

Good eve ye fellow T-Netians.

c u n a.m
 

One time my father and me ran into his old boss in the mall. We went for coffee, and the 9 month strike in 1967 came up in conversation.
Charlie said: All I did for 9 months was drive back and forth on that mill access road, and change flat tires.
My father said: All I did for 9 months was shoot roofing nails with my slingshot down onto that road.Both were :laughing7: so hard the tears were coming from the their eyes.
 

Good eve ye fellow T-Netians.

c u n a.m

G ‘ Night Cap’n.

Hmm makes me think of a night cap.
Oooh.

Shh shh

Is he asleep yet?

(WD puts ear up to Captains quarters. Eyes widen, starts to giggle, covers mouth and tip toes away)

Yep he’s snarking!

Hee hee hee.

(glut glug glug)

Ahhhhhhh! That’s goooood!
 

Decided to go and hunt to forget about my current boat issues.....just me and the nox....well let me tell ya...I will show some silver...and what a piece it is !! First year pillar dollar from the 1733 fleet !! That's right a 1732 pillar dollar !!!!! The holy grail of spanish pieces of eight !! 20200614_002543.jpg still working on it but ya after some cleaning it's there 1732 !!! WOOOO HHHOOOO !!!
 

I'll cast my banner vote Bart. :notworthy:


( It would be nice if they get your "first", or was it your second ) banner re-confirmed :icon_thumleft: .
 

Lock her up for a long time.
 

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Good morning Tnet
 

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