I just got an email saying I got the job so I'm a happy man here in monroe county pennsylvania.
You see?,..... this guy got a job,.......
This morning I stopped for a coffee,.... some young guy rolls up on a bike and ask me for a dollar,....
I look at him and say, "I have been working since I'm 10 years old, why don't you have a job?"
He says, "I have been looking for a job for 10 years"
I say, "That's impossible,... there has never been more jobs than there are right now"
He says, "They do drug testing"
So I say, "so you have money for drugs, but you can't find a job to pay for them"
So I call him a lazy piece of human garbage,.... but I add,... "no offence".
If you wanted to give an enema to the state of California,... you would stick the hose right here.