Chilli
Bronze Member
I can just see it.Well enough.... the rest can blow away.... err.... well..... hope not anyway.
I think i will try my new invention....
Expanding foam cocoon.
Its a great idea... shock absorbing and floats.... perfect for hurricanes.
Easy assembly too...
Wrap yourself in Saran wrap and then insert straw from foam cans in various poked holes in Saran wrap mummy outfit..
Still in the prototyping phase though.... i have been stuck.... literally even.
One main problem is...
i cannot get the crap off.
OR even out for that matter.
Gotta get the emerging from the cocoon down to less than 2 days.
Sheesh even 24 hour removal would be better.
:P
US Coastguard.
"Ahh base, I think we have a drug drop 500 meters to our port side, we're going in to investigate. There appears to be a dozen or so floating objects."
Base "Roger that. Keep us informed Ocean Eyes"
"Ahh base.....they appear to be some strange cocoon shape things roughly human sized with ARC Hurricane Safe printed on them, oh hang on, they, they, is that one moving? Base ones kind of shaking, I hear something coming from it, it may be a trap."
Base "Roger that Ocean Eyes, proceed with caution"
"No ahh, um, Base its a human voice, and its saying For crying out loud get me outta this damn thing, help!"