For those that do not know, the Cap'n in his infinite wisdom promoted me to Rum Fetcher earlier today. A certain pirate in a jealous rage has accused our brilliant Cap'n of ignorance with his decision making and me of being a "brown nose". Such jealousy and belittement of our great Cap'n.
With that being said, I want to thank those that made my promotion possible.
I owe everything to the Cap'n. I would be nothing without the Cap'n. He is like a master sculptor that took this worthless lump of clay and molded me into a first class Rum Fetcher. I think few of you realize the wisdom with which he captains our ship. Thank you, Cap'n ARC. Thank you for being a perfect captain and an ideal role model.