THE Random Chat Thread - AKA "The RCT" - No shirt or shoes required - Open 24 / 7

As a former proud lurker, can i say that i have been formally invited, to drop the proverbial curtain. Ive been peeping round, and join you in the ship.. So im here, im random, nd quite possibly in a different time zone! So soz if i fall asleep … its not a reflection of the chat!! 😆
Blossom dropped by... Awesome Blossom !
 

I dont believe you....

Ok prove it... where is it ? ? ?

:P
I could tell you but then again I'd have to throw U overboard :laughing7: I'll give you a glue. Its located in the upper(northern) half of the treasure coast .
 

I know of a vacant wooded oceanfront lot (on the treasure coast) thats being ripped up- right now-, for a condo complex :):laughing7::hello2::skullflag::headbang::icon_thumright::wav:
Me too! well no condos planned...
I plan to hit this beach with a zodiac. Doubt I will find anything.

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I always do as im told Sir!! 😆
Well look at that... a new crew member who abides... whoda thunk...

Now... since you mention "do as your told".... um.... here are a few ... umm... shall we say ummmm

Do as your told's ... :)

Ok #1....

Never ... ever... drink any Rum without first asking if i want some.

#2....

Never ever drink any Rum without drinking responsibly... which means ... asking if i want some.

#3...

Only share the last of the Rum with the Captain.

#4....

The last of the Rum should only be reserved for the captain.... for the maintenance therein of course.

#5....

Rum room keys are to only be stared at... and lusted after... NO drooling ON... or around Rum room keys.

#6.... Once inside Rum Room... you are not to even look at the dark corner in the Rum room with all the cobwebbed bottles.... yes those ones that say "CAPTAIN ONLY"...
Oh wait...
You wont know that because you will not be looking.

Besides there is the curse of the Kracker.... ERRR Krackin.... UM.... Kracker Jacks.... no... um... well its cursed by something that makes some sort of weird cracking noise...

And listen dont get freaked out... i called pest control and they say its a piece of wood swollen with rum rubbing against a bottle....

But i think the pest control guy was just wanting me to throw out that particular bottle of Rum so he could return later and dig in the trash or scour the beaches in hopes we tossed it overboard... but he wasnt fooling me... after all he is just a captain of a pest control ship.

Aright.... number 7 - 1,297 will have to wait.... just learn those... the first 3 anyway.

:)
 

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Well look at that... a new crew member who abides... whoda thunk...

Now... since you mention "do as your told".... um.... here are a few ... umm... shall we say ummmm

Do as your told's ... :)

Ok #1....

Never ... ever... drink any Rum without first asking if i want some.

#2....

Never ever drink any Rum without drinking responsibly... which means ... asking if i want some.

#3...

Only share the last of the Rum with the Captain.

#4....

The last of the Rum should only be reserved for the captain.... for the maintenance therein of course.

#5....

Rum room keys are to only be stared at... and lusted after... NO drooling ON... or around Rum room keys.

#6.... Once inside Rum Room... you are not to even look at the dark corner in the Rum room with all the cobwebbed bottles.... yes those ones that say "CAPTAIN ONLY"...
Oh wait...
You wont know that because you will not be looking.

Besides there is the curse of the Kracker.... ERRR Krackin.... UM.... Kracker Jacks.... no... um... well its curse by something that makes some sort of weird cracking noise...

And listen dont get freaked out... i called pest control and they say its a piece of wood swollen with rum rubbing against a bottle....

But i think the pest control guy was just wanting me to throw out that particular bottle of Rum so he could return later and dig in the trash or scour the beaches in hopes we tossed it overboard... but he wasnt fooling me.

Aright.... number 7 - 1,297 will have to wait.... just learn those... the first 3 anyway.

:)
Lawkes, thats alot to remember… will do my best… is there wriggle room on number 5? 🤔 ive been known to inadvertently drool on more than one occasion… 😳
 

Lawkes, thats alot to remember… will do my best… is there wriggle room on number 5? 🤔 ive been known to inadvertently drool on more than one occasion… 😳
Drooling is totally acceptable... and even expected in some cases of Rum tasting sessions.
 

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