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Mr WD is oh so bummed. Last Wednesday or Thursday morning, he turned on the news and this blonde bombshell was giving the weather report. I mean she was so hot, I was interested in the weather for the day. I said, “Say what? A Dayton channel has her? She won’t last. Some big outfit will pick her up.” The next day, he got up early to see his new favorite weather forecaster. She was not on. He’s checked every morning since. Nadda. This morning he said, “You called it.” He’s lost all hope of waking up to her.
 

Mr WD is oh so bummed. Last Wednesday or Thursday morning, he turned on the news and this blonde bombshell was giving the weather report. I mean she was so hot, I was interested in the weather for the day. I said, “Say what? A Dayton channel has her? She won’t last. Some big outfit will pick her up.” The next day, he got up early to see his new favorite weather forecaster. She was not on. He’s checked every morning since. Nadda. This morning he said, “You called it.” He’s lost all hope of waking up to her.
Just tell him she was a figment of the imagination, tell not to worry you can be his meteorologist.
 

Just how deep you diggin?
L.o.l..



Oh, about 6 feet

(And attention Crashbandicoot!)

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'The Dwarves tell no tale; but even as mithril was the foundation of their wealth, so also it was their destruction: they delved too greedily and too deep, and disturbed that from which they fled, Durin's Bane.' (Gandalf)

AAIIIEEEEE! A Balrog has come!!!!

Why do they call you "Bones"? "Because I tell em to"!

You are bad to the bone.

Digging too deep underground entered the domain of something that should not be disturbed.

Later when our group of fellowship entered the mines.....


I make no bones about it!!:laughing7:

Annd. The Goblin King..



Prior to the Third Age of Middle Earth,during the Last Alliance of Elves and Men,all the evil creatures of Melkor were destroyed.But long had I suspected that a last remnant of that evil existed deep underground,perhaps under Carahdron. Gandalf. Wonderful story,full of heroism and grief.
You guys made my night! I was laughing so hard! Mr WD wanted to know what was so funny. At first he laughed, but you lost him with the LOTR references. I was so addicted to watching the videos every day! Finally, I bought the books. I was at my mother-in-laws when I started reading. The prologue made me laugh and I began to read it out loud for everyone to hear. I looked at my mother-in-law and said,” That settles it. You are a hobbit!” Everyone laughed because, except for the large hairy feet, it was a pretty good description of her!

Any way, I am just scratching the surface of this house that burned down. I am guessing those are from a deer, but I don’t know.
 

Any way, I am just scratching the surface of this house that burned down. I am guessing those are from a deer, but I don’t know.
There's always a side of me that makes me wonder about the fascination of tiny bones with some female pirates.
Now were they just dumped out of the little potions satchel for a reading, or getting ready for the brew up a cauldron of something? :laughing7:
 

There's always a side of me that makes me wonder about the fascination of tiny bones with some female pirates.
Now were they just dumped out of the little potions satchel for a reading, or getting ready for the brew up a cauldron of something? :laughing7:
I believe I can use the ribs for a reading. Not sure if the leg bone could be used for brewing up anything. There’s no meat left on it. Lol
 

Well according to plans I was to get my trailer back yesterday. "Should be unloaded by 11am"
Arrived, worked on the plug for 45 minutes and got brake/signal lights and trailer brakes working.
Trailer still full, plug not fixed, flat tire.🥰
So I just called up my tire guy, first stop, then a hr drive to pickup 4500 lbs of organic layer for the flock. Get some bird seed for the feeders, migration shall be coming through soon.
Then go over to Napa Auto to get a plug.
Hope all you'z have a wonderful day today.
Once you scrape the hair off the 😛
and get some rummed coffee down.
 

I like fiction so it was a good one for me.There,s a whole bunch of books that give some history of the early years of Middle Earth.Some were published by Tolkiens son after his death,many in fragmentary form from Tolkiens notes and drafts. Melkor was tthe early bad guy,Sauron was just a Lieutenant of Melkor in that time.Many great heroes and fantastic beasts.
I found a gold coin.
(Fiction) :angel12:
 

Well I will say this, if every meteorologist looked like her, no one, I mean no one, would care if she got the forecast wrong. Ever.
I disagree.
When I put rye wheat or clover seed down based on the rain forecast , I don't care how hot the reporter is when the weather stays dry for days after while critters eat seed..
Well , unless she's right....
 

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