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3 legs ok, still not touching it buddy.:laughing7:
Query: Is that straining below the tail @ the top of the leg-or is that buffalo dropping something?
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That's getting to be kind of crazy
The world is shrinking in so many ways.
Gee when the Mrs and me got together the floppy disk was around still.
Reminds of the difference between a computer and a woman.
 

Pepper lovers say,once you get past the heat they,re really very tasty.I used them in small quantities in stews, soups and the like and they really did impart a tasty zest so to speak! Just don,t use too much!!!
Sorry. I'm of the school where I shouldn't *have* to get used to something, before I can tell if I like it. :dontknow:
 

There were two statues in a park, one of a naked man, and one of a naked woman. They had been facing each other for a hundred years across a pathway, when one day an angel comes down, and with a single gesture brings the two to life.​


The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.
The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?" He asks her "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, lets! But lets change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you $hit on its head."
 

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