Hey- you want to hear something?
I just read that dentists are filling kid's cavities with radio frequency identification microchips so that if a kid winds up missing the police can find them before they wind up on the backs of milk cartons. And I just read that these devices, these RFID chips, can transmit two way, so that every cavity I got is relaying everything I say, every telephone call, every curse word I utter, and presumably every movement I make to some government office...
Well I'm not putting up with it anymore... Where is my pliers? Where is the 1/8" titanium coated speed bit for my electrical drill motor! All these fillings are coming out of my mouth right now! Forget all this dental work, I'm going to learn to smile with my mouth closed!