Story time-
This American Federal agent out of El Paso TX walks into this little bar in a little Mexican village just across the border. He says to the Bartender, "I'm looking for a dangerous bank robber, Jose Manuel. He robbed half a dozen banks in the States and I'm here to get the money back".
The bartender points to a rough looking character in the corner and says- "That's him".
The Fed says to the bartender- "Does he speak English? because I don't speak Spanish".
"No", the bartender replied. "But I speak English and Spanish. If you need to speak with Jose Manuel, I can translate for you".
So the two of them go over to Jose's table. The Fed says to the bartender, Tell him everything I say. Then the Fed draws his pistol, puts it against Manuel's head and says-
"Senior Manuel, I know you. I know what you did and I know all the banks you robbed. If you don't tell me where the money is, if we don't get back every cent that you stole from our banks, I'm going to shoot you in the head right here and right now".
So the bartender translates exactly.
Manuel talks to the bartender in Spanish. The Fed says, "Tell me exactly what he said".
The bartender tells the Fed, "Senior Manuel says 'Look, I don't want any trouble from you. Ihave a wife and kids I live very much. I cannot take care of them if I am dead. I will tell you where the money is'."
So the bartender translates to English for the Fed.
The Fed says to the bartender, "Tell him to tell me where it is, or I will shoot him in the head right now!"
So the bartender translates and tells Manuel in Spanish exactly what the Fed said.
Manuel tells the bartender in Spanish, "If you go to the south edge of town, you will find a stone fence. At the East corner of this fence there is a large oak tree. It is the only tree around. Six feet south of the base of this tree there is a concrete vault buried three feet under ground. In this vault you will find the missing money. Every cent I stole, all $100,255".
Then the bartender pauses....
The fed asks the bartender, "What did he say?"
The bartender tells the Fed- "He says, 'Shoot me now'. "
Hey Alphabet, I hope you found what you are looking for and KNOCK IT THE HELL OFF!
