Subject: Senior moment
Several days ago as I left a meeting at our church,
I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.
I was looking for my keys.
They were not in my pockets.
A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.
Suddenly I realized, I must have left them in the car.
Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.
My wife, Diane, has scolded me many times for leaving
the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
Her theory is that the car will be stolen.
As I burst through the doors of the church, I came to
a terrifying conclusion. Her theory was right.
The parking lot was empty.
I immediately call the police.
I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my
keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all,
“Honey,” I stammered.
I always call her “honey” in times like these.
“I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen.”
There was a period of silence.
I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard
Diane’s voice.
“Ken” she barked, “I dropped you off!”
Now it was my time to be silent.
Embarrassed, I said, “Well, come and get me.”
Diane retorted,
“I will, as soon as I convince this policeman
I have not stolen your car.
OOOPS Wrong Subject.
Spain Sucks!
Fact!
These were Ill gotten gains by the Spanish Pirates Raping the New To them World.
Fact!
Spain Was to dang lazy to to find what they knew they lost by themselves in the Deep.
Fact!
Some damn Corrupt Judge here in the USA, was paid off returning the Pirate Booty to the Thieves.
Fact!
Spain is nothing more then a Bunch of Vultures!
Fact!
Spain is calling it there Heritage while it really belongs to Peru and other South American Countries it was Robbed From.
Fact!
Spain has Proven they Were Pirates and Still are!
Fact! I have NO RESPECT for Spain.
Fact! When they Fold under the UE, I hope it all is used to Pay back there Debits!
Fact! I'm NOT sorry for telling the Truth as I see it.