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i really like watching motorcross . it on nbc sports gold for $50.00 for the year,but looking at reviews it has 52% 1 stars.
have anyone used this app?for anything?
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Tom,

They are both rodents but these critters are squirrels I get a kick out of them also but my wife hates them because we have a garden and they like to nibble at the veggies.

I used to spend a lot of time on the farm as a kid at my aunt and uncle's place and their rule of thumb was figure 10 to 20% loss to wildlife & insects and don't worry about it it's just nature...lol.

The joys of being married to a control freak she thinks she can have everything turn out her way....I just shrug and laugh since there's still plenty for us and to share with friends so don't sweat it....:laughing7::laughing7::laughing7:

Regards + HH

Bill


:laughing7: :laughing7: :laughing7: I simply love this rats
 

Folks,

Some Irish humour for you.

[SIZE=+3]It's Lovely Being Irish![/SIZE]



While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came

flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint.






Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage.





I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it.





Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't like that either, so I drank it.





Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager? He didn't. I drank it.






I thought maybe he'd like whisky better than beer so we tried a Jameson's. Nope!






In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast, Ireland's finest whisky.






He wouldn't even smell it.. What could I do but drink it!






By the time I realised he just didn't like to drink, I was so ****-faced I could hardly

push his stroller back home!!!










Irish Confession

I went into the confessional box after many years of being away from the Catholic Church.






Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there was a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses. On the other wall was a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.






When the priest came in, I said to him, "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be.






" He replied, "You moron, you're on my side.”











Some Light Dublin Traffic Humour






A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in down town Dublin when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.






"Hey, show us yer teets, ya bloody penguins." shouts one of the drunks. Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says,






I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross." Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off." She then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?”













AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO






An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.






She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked.”





With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!”





As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed: "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!”






She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings (and her clothes) and quickly departed.






The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?”





The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching the dice.”














THERE'S A MORAL TO THIS STORY...





Not all Irish are drunks.





Not all blondes are dumb.





But all men... are men.














Paddy was driving home, drunk as a skunk, suddenly he has to swerve to avoid
a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulls him over as he veers about
all over the road. Paddy tells the cop about all the trees in the road.





Cop says "For God's sake Paddy, that's your air freshener swinging about!

















Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced,
'Not guilty.’





'That's grand!' shouted Reilly. 'Does that mean I can keep the money?’

















Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink.






Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.














Mrs. Feeney shouted from the kitchen, 'Is that you I hear spittin' in the vase
on the mantel piece?’





'No,' said himself, 'but I'm gettin' closer all the time.’














Finnegin: My wife has a terrible habit of staying up 'til two o'clock in the morning.


I can't break her out of it.





Keenan: What on earth is she doin' at that time?





Finnegin: Waitin' for me to come home!










 

Hello! Today was my first day metal decteting and didn't find anything whatsoever. But boy did time fly and i still had a blast. Got a nice hole of penny's about 6 in one hole.
 

Randy,
Glad you're enjoying the thrill of the chase, if you keep at it the keepers will come.

Regards + HH

Bill
 

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