Re: I'm going to build an LRL (seriously)
My apologies. Bit hasty there. Yep. We're developing the BOBTECH1, whcih will sell for 50p UK.
It will perform equally as well as any of these devices. Requires minimum training, and has no expensive add ons.
We believe it should revolutionise the World of LRL, because we are bringing the price down to an everyman level.
BOBTECH1 is the culmination of the dowsing/LRL evolution.
Because we are humanitarians, we are almost giving it away, with, I hasten to add, a perpetual, no quibble, full money back guarantee.
We will happily release all our test data to show exactly how well BOBTECH1 can perform, in the right hands, and under the correct conditions of course.
We make no guarantees of performance as the data says it all. We have at least 10 scientific principles on which it is based.
We will wipe out the competition as thyey simply cannot beat our effectiveness/price coefficient.
BOBTECH1 will go up against any other variant (e.g, H3Tec) and will prove our claims without any shadow of a doubt.
We will actively market BOBTECH1 to all sectors. For the military we have a version in desert or jungle camouflage. It will also contain the secret nuclear codes so it is dual use, and we will put some LEDs on it soon.
So, as you can see, your efforts are wasted. We already have the BOBTECH1. I will forward the latest marketing presentation to anyone who is interested, irrespective of race, colour or creed. BOBTECH1 is an equal opportunities fraud (sorry, detector).
My apologies. Bit hasty there. Yep. We're developing the BOBTECH1, whcih will sell for 50p UK.
It will perform equally as well as any of these devices. Requires minimum training, and has no expensive add ons.
We believe it should revolutionise the World of LRL, because we are bringing the price down to an everyman level.
BOBTECH1 is the culmination of the dowsing/LRL evolution.
Because we are humanitarians, we are almost giving it away, with, I hasten to add, a perpetual, no quibble, full money back guarantee.
We will happily release all our test data to show exactly how well BOBTECH1 can perform, in the right hands, and under the correct conditions of course.
We make no guarantees of performance as the data says it all. We have at least 10 scientific principles on which it is based.
We will wipe out the competition as thyey simply cannot beat our effectiveness/price coefficient.
BOBTECH1 will go up against any other variant (e.g, H3Tec) and will prove our claims without any shadow of a doubt.
We will actively market BOBTECH1 to all sectors. For the military we have a version in desert or jungle camouflage. It will also contain the secret nuclear codes so it is dual use, and we will put some LEDs on it soon.
So, as you can see, your efforts are wasted. We already have the BOBTECH1. I will forward the latest marketing presentation to anyone who is interested, irrespective of race, colour or creed. BOBTECH1 is an equal opportunities fraud (sorry, detector).