CRISPINS CRITTERS

[Togreenfeet]

Since I am always dealing with 5 little kids...............here's a joke for ya

Jack's grandfather ran into the bedroom when he heard him scream and found his two-year old sister pulling his hair. He gently released the little girl's grip and said comfortingly to Jack, "There, there. She didn't mean it. She doesn't know that hurts."

He was barely out of the room when the little girl screamed. Rushing back in, the grandfather asked, "What happened?"

"She knows now," Jack replied.

 

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[dieselram94]

Oh my ! Wow brother.......small world. Prayers are with you guys!. Most vessels use a transponder so they can be tracked. I use a web site called Marine Traffic and I've been tracking my wife's cruise ship. Today they are north of Haiti. Damn DR brother I'll say some extra prayers for you guys. I really hate to hear that.....

Latest news doesn't seem good. They found a cargo container and a oil slick floating.
I think my wife is going to take this really hard when she gets home from work. Right now I'm really glad she doesn't have a smartphone with her. She gets really upset when something happens to people she knows.


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[dieselram94]

http://www.wgme.com//news/features/...-last-known-position-29368.shtml#.VhF9NFX3anM


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[Togreenfeet]

Sorry to say, not good.....

 

[dieselram94]

Sorry to say, not good.....

Yeah, it's looking worse all the time. I see it's now a 225 square mile debris field...This is horrible...


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[AU24K]

I think the boys and I will sneak out and enjoy some fine Japanese dining at Makotos.....no one to stop us hehehe

Sushi? Yummy!

Best,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

So today my wife is leaving on another cruise. There's a hurricane out there! She's had the flu been very sick for over 12 days. They were headed for Bermuda.......as is the hurricane. Does she listen to me? NO. I've been taking care of her and the boys and dealing with my knucklehead kids that think I still owe them something...... So we just got word the cruise line is changing. Itineraries because of the hurricane...... And she's leaving me in a mess to deal with. Said her sisters paid for this for her up and coming birthday. I said yeah birthdays are so important to you, kind of like you didn't even get me a birthday card this year for mine! So go be selfish, have your fun...... And I'll keep taking care of the boys, making ALL their baseball games like I always do..... Maybe when you get back, the boys and I can just walk away for a week! Oh and she's on another cruise in November with her employer.......they'll miss me when I'm gone...... I've become everyone's punching bag, but I'll take it for the boys

Ah! Time to cover as much ground (safely) as possible!

Need another hand with a beep-stick?

Find that treasure just below the surface of the sand....

Best,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

And, my glasses need cleaning....again.....

I see pain...A challenge to Democracy fast approaching.
I needs to clean my glasses....

What I see is....


"Imagine, if you will..."

"That you have glasses."

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"By chance, an ordinary person, we'll call him, "Scott,"
Has bought a pair of reading glasses from his local thrift store."

"An ordinary pair of glasses?"

"No."

"What if you have Glasses that show you the future, Yet, no one listens....."

"You have just arrived, on the battlefield, of my "Twilight Zone!"


Scott





"Bullet hit the bone?"

Been there. Done that.
Still carry the lead.
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[Togreenfeet]

AMEN brother......I sure did play that 301 million dollar powerball........ I did hit 2 numbers. That's not something I do, but it was worth a try.

 

[Oregon Viking]

I hope everything works out for you TGF. I buy powerball also...someone's gotta win!

Garage sale Saturday I bought a lot of Vietnam era medals/pins. I have learned what the medals/pins represent (kinda) and do it for the respect of the soldiers. Still researching what some of them were for.
Thank you for your service!

 

[AU24K]

I hope everything works out for you TGF. I buy powerball also...someone's gotta win!

Garage sale Saturday I bought a lot of Vietnam era medals/pins. I have learned what the medals/pins represent (kinda) and do it for the respect of the soldiers. Still researching what some of them were for.
Thank you for your service!

Post pics, we'll ID them!

Scott

 

[Oregon Viking]

Post pics, we'll ID them!

Scott

Thank you sir!!
Post pics here....this thread?

I was going to post in the barracks
and the what is it section...

 

[Togreenfeet]

Yes sir. It was my pleasure to have served. Thank you

 

[Togreenfeet]

Yeah put some pics up. Let's see what Scott and I can help you out with buddy.

 

[Togreenfeet]

Scott imagine those glasses..... And you went back in time to Dealey Plaza.......they would have locked you up!!

 

[Oregon Viking]

OK. Some of these, like the good conduct medal and the helicopter pin (for a pilot I assume) are obvious. I believe the large coin is a challenge coin? Noli Me Tangere is "Don't tread on me" ??

 

[Togreenfeet]

The conversations the boys and I have-- the 9 y/o said " dad, who said I'll be back?" I said "Arnold Schwarzenegger " he said " yeah but he's so old now he says " ow my back" we laughed. The 9 y/o says " hey wait a minute he can't get old...... He's a robot!"

 

[Togreenfeet]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I was done with my post and it disappeared into cyber space...................ARGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Oregon Viking]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I was done with my post and it disappeared into cyber space...................ARGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

Hit reply to thread and you will see a "restore auto saved post" window... or something like that.

 

[Togreenfeet]

CRISPIN'S CRITTERS

1.Sharpshooter rifle
2. Expert grenade
3. US Army Signal Corps - Lapel
8. Air Assault wings - School at Ft Campbell Kentucky
9. US Lapel pin
20. !st Battalion, 4th Infantry Training command challengse coin
30. US Army Good Conduct Medal
Block of 4 left to Right - National Defense Service medal - Vietnam Service Medal (no reason for all the stars!!!!!!!), Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal, REpublic of Vietnam Campaign Medal.........maybe Scott can help you with the others............time to get the boys ready for bed..................Air Assault is a School, look it up...........