CRISPINS CRITTERS

[releventchair]

Rel chair did the Monkees ever hit number 1 on the charts for any period of time? Today they all remind me of little Phil Spector's except Davey Boy I think he's passed

PS I worked real hard about 2 minutes on my new signature block and it has went un noticed boo hoo, I lay down my head.............but I think its freaking hilarious..........

Not sure how they did. They really i thought not supposed to do much but a show as it was.
Seems its been 3 or 4 days since insomniac in signature.

 

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[releventchair]

If you think and nobody knows what the thought was, did you actually have a thought?

If a man has a thought and there is no women there to tell him , is he still wrong?

 

[Backbacon]

If a man has a thought and there is no women there to tell him , is he still wrong?

Yup...

 

[Backbacon]

Well time for the boys bath we didnt get into much today, getting that treasure chest ever so close to complete. I have some house cleaning to do before the boss gets home. Tomorrow when the boys are in school, I might take a few poictures of the "treasure" and let you all see what I have purchased so far. I just need 2 mirrors to complete the treasure chest. ZMaybe this weekend if the good lord willing and the creek dont rise, but maybe NOT, wait until later in October when the Skeeters aint biting so much................this is going to ROCK. Yeah Ill show you guys the treasure tomorrow and later tomorrow night, take the pics down..............so get your thinking hats on to help me mates. The basic storyline is we are after a pirate treasure that was stolen and buried near our house in the ICW. I couldnt have done this without specialists on this web site. Truffles has been remarkable. So after tomorrws post I am open to new ideas from everyone to help with this hunt for my 7 and 11 year old grandchildren so get your thinking caps on, all offers are going to be accepted might not be used, but this is YOUR chance to sign gang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wife thinks I am crazy, but in a good way............

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?




They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and haul some keel.

That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates



By popular demand ...

10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

2. RAMMING SPEED!

...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

1. You. Pants Off. Now!



9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

ARRRRRR.... So, ye be walking the plank this fine evening me lass?

 

[Backbacon]

That's my Pirate pick up line for this fine evening.

 

[G.I.B.]

 

[G.I.B.]

...and yes, you can tuna fish

 

[Mackaydon]

Scott,
Many thanks for the kind words and the invite: I'm in !!
Many here enjoy music. I'll share a timeless piece that has no words--to my knowledge--yet gets me going whenever I'm feeling the blahs--or feeling great !!

If you are not be familiar with the style; it's called "slack key" guitar--and 'Hapa' is one of the best--if not the best--player of this style. See what you think.
Don........

 

[Togreenfeet]

Well slap me twice and call me Susan ...... Not really never knew you could tune a fish

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[bill from lachine]

Don,

Welcome aboard to our motley crew.

Regards + HH

Bill

 

[Crispin]

I'm taking a sanity break for a cup of coffee. The afternoon looks brutal. Is anybody excited about the Browns vs. Bills game tonight? Jeff, you may be the closest to that area. I find it hilarious that the Brown's bench their QB, trade their star RB, try to tank their season for a high draft pick, and then start winning games, lol. Maybe my Skins should try something similiar.

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

Good to see ya crispy! Not sure if coffee restores sanity, seems the more I drink, the more I want! LOL!
Great thing about brutal days, you can breathe a sigh of release and let it all go, at the end of the day.
Don't do the sports thing, you'll have to tell me who were rooting for. LOL! I'm off to get my teeth cleaned.
I love my quarterly nitrous treatments! A break from this planet every now and then, is mightily appreciated!

 

[Togreenfeet]

I stick with college football first my Gators, then the SEC . I'm a big Tebow backer yeuup I said it, maybe if he smoked dope, or something bad he'd fit in the NFL. Crispy my son went to high school with Reggie Nelson of the Bengals fame. After he made the NFL we called him, my son asked him what's the major difference between college and the pros " up here even the 300 pounders have 4.5 speed" haha

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[Togreenfeet]

Welcome Don this place is one squared away ship great friends, great music, great humor might even find a great recipe or two haha

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[Mackaydon]

Thanks ya'al for the welcome; I feel right at home already.
Don...

 

[Backbacon]

Welcome to the Critters Don. I would like to nominate Don as "The Minister Of Numismatics" if he would accept? Can I get a second to the motion pending his acceptance?

 

[worldtalker]

Welcome to the Critters Don. I would like to nominate Don as "The Minister Of Numismatics" if he would accept? Can I get a second to the motion pending his acceptance?

I am ineligable too,or I would.

 

[Backbacon]

The government can't keep itself running. Vote Eva for president. She promises to make Guinness the national beer! While she is waiting for the next vote their is a rumor that she plans on stocking GIB's boat full of beer and sailing beyond the sunset.

Have you ever tried the Extra Stout? I had a pint last night at my pals place before going to Darts, good stuff.

 

[Dave44]

Have you ever tried the Extra Stout? I had a pint last night at my pals place before going to Darts, good stuff.

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We call it crunchy beer. I love that stuff. Have you tried Dales Pale Ale? Super Hoppy, great beer, and in a can!.

 

[bill from lachine]

Chris,

2nd the motion....Don knows his coins.

Regards + HH

Bill

Welcome to the Critters Don. I would like to nominate Don as "The Minister Of Numismatics" if he would accept? Can I get a second to the motion pending his acceptance?