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[Togreenfeet]

Yeup here they come...

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[releventchair]

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Yeup here they come...

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[Peyton Manning]

It's Dart League night so everyone have a good evening and I may check in later if it's not too late when I get home.

darts? what a sissy

 

[worldtalker]

Some of you folks think much more differently than I,hence,where do your thoughts come from?GIB,care to take a stab my Friend,Safe Voyage to You!!

 

[Peyton Manning]

Some of you folks think much more differently than I,hence,where do your thoughts come from?GIB,care to take a stab my Friend,Safe Voyage to You!!

mine come from either another dimension or galaxy, not sure which

 

[pippinwhitepaws]

Some of you folks think much more differently than I,hence,where do your thoughts come from?GIB,care to take a stab my Friend,Safe Voyage to You!!

this means you don't like willie nelson?

 

[Crispin]

Some of you folks think much more differently than I,hence,where do your thoughts come from?GIB,care to take a stab my Friend,Safe Voyage to You!!

Mr. Jung, I'll go with a collective unconscious.

 

[bill from lachine]

Chris,

Haven't really given it much thought.....mine are probably from the Twilight zone.

Some of you folks think much more differently than I,hence,where do your thoughts come from?GIB,care to take a stab my Friend,Safe Voyage to You!!

 

[releventchair]

Some of you folks think much more differently than I,hence,where do your thoughts come from?GIB,care to take a stab my Friend,Safe Voyage to You!!

You and I have been down this road.
We did not argue though so thats good.H.H.

 

[G.I.B.]

Mine are issued from the controlling government... I just don't pay attention. (still not afraid of a gubberment takeover)

 

[Togreenfeet]

My thoughts come from the sea the deep blue sea.............you will never dive as deep as my thoughs are, nor will you ever be as deep as my thoughts are...........like this............why do we call it a hot water heater? Everyone knows you dont need to heat hot water............duh...........or, yesterday I woke up, and everything in my house was stolen..............and replaced with an exact duplicate.........cant prove my thoughts wrong.............or if you are traveling at the speed of light and turn your headlights on............will they work? Deep stuff I tell

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

Had to reach back a long way for this one....

Stay - Maurice Williams + The Zodiacs.

 

[Crispin]

"I think, therefore, I am."

sigh...more circular logic...

 

[Crispin]

Mine are issued from the controlling government... I just don't pay attention. (still not afraid of a gubberment takeover)

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The government can't keep itself running. Vote Eva for president. She promises to make Guinness the national beer! While she is waiting for the next vote their is a rumor that she plans on stocking GIB's boat full of beer and sailing beyond the sunset.

 

[bill from lachine]

Crispin,

Works for me....2 more sleeps and you get to enjoy your well deserved Guinness ration....insofar as what goes on in the capital areas of most countries....me thinks we're all pretty safe given their track record....lol...

Regards + HH

Bill

The government can't keep itself running. Vote Eva for president. She promises to make Guinness the national beer! While she is waiting for the next vote their is a rumor that she plans on stocking GIB's boat full of beer and sailing beyond the sunset.

 

[Togreenfeet]

If I EVER win the lottery..............


I just wanted to take the money and run................hehe

 

[Togreenfeet]

Rel chair did the Monkees ever hit number 1 on the charts for any period of time? Today they all remind me of little Phil Spector's except Davey Boy I think he's passed

PS I worked real hard about 2 minutes on my new signature block and it has went un noticed boo hoo, I lay down my head.............but I think its freaking hilarious..........

 

[G.I.B.]

"I think, therefore, I am."

sigh...more circular logic...

If you think and nobody knows what the thought was, did you actually have a thought?

 

[Togreenfeet]

Well time for the boys bath we didnt get into much today, getting that treasure chest ever so close to complete. I have some house cleaning to do before the boss gets home. Tomorrow when the boys are in school, I might take a few poictures of the "treasure" and let you all see what I have purchased so far. I just need 2 mirrors to complete the treasure chest. ZMaybe this weekend if the good lord willing and the creek dont rise, but maybe NOT, wait until later in October when the Skeeters aint biting so much................this is going to ROCK. Yeah Ill show you guys the treasure tomorrow and later tomorrow night, take the pics down..............so get your thinking hats on to help me mates. The basic storyline is we are after a pirate treasure that was stolen and buried near our house in the ICW. I couldnt have done this without specialists on this web site. Truffles has been remarkable. So after tomorrws post I am open to new ideas from everyone to help with this hunt for my 7 and 11 year old grandchildren so get your thinking caps on, all offers are going to be accepted might not be used, but this is YOUR chance to sign gang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wife thinks I am crazy, but in a good way............

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?




They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and haul some keel.

That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates



By popular demand ...

10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

2. RAMMING SPEED!

...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

1. You. Pants Off. Now!



9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.