CRISPINS CRITTERS

[Togreenfeet]

8. Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don’t like to War Criminal posters.
9. Not allowed to title any product “Get Over it”.
10. Not allowed to purchase anyone’s soul on government time.
11. Not allowed to join the Communist Party.
12. Not allowed to join any militia.
13. Not allowed to form any militia.
14. Not allowed out of my office when the president visited Sarajevo.
15. Not allowed to train adopted stray dogs to “Sic Brass!”
16. Must get a haircut even if it tampers with my “Samson like powers”.
17. God may not contradict any of my orders.
18. May no longer perform my now (in)famous “Barbie Girl Dance” while on duty.
19. May not call any officers immoral, untrustworthy, lying, slime, even if I’m right.
20. Must not taunt the French any more.
..............more to follow....................

 

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[releventchair]

Buddy showed up with two black eyes.
Asked how they were acquired he said "I was in the check out line at ------ and the gal in front of me,s dress was stuck in between her cheeks so I did her a favor and pulled it out. Then she punched me in the eye. So I thought she must have wanted it like that, but when I put it back she punched me in the other eye".

 

[Togreenfeet]

Funny bro real funny. I like that. Do you think my wife will laugh or slap me if I tell her? Haha

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[Togreenfeet]

Hey Gibby is that your plane?

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[Togreenfeet]

Does anybody know where I could get a couple nice not to expensive detectors child size for my boys? We share mine but they love hunting for pirate treasure yet hate we only have one set up. Thanks in advance
2GF

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[dieselram94]

Does anybody know where I could get a couple nice not to expensive detectors child size for my boys? We share mine but they love hunting for pirate treasure yet hate we only have one set up. Thanks in advance
2GF

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Try saltwatermax he is a supporting vender on tnet. I got my sand shark from him.

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[Togreenfeet]

Awesome thank you. I have a sand shark too. Thanks for the heads up!!

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[Peyton Manning]

where is the squigmonster tonight? anyone else notice that Squig and Squatch begin the same way??

 

[dieselram94]

where is the squigmonster tonight? anyone else notice that Squig and Squatch begin the same way??

Jeff, I thought you would know

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

I know there are hobby shops that carry them, Harbour Freight(I think), there is also a tnet dealer forum, one should be close by you.
When you say cheap, how cheap? You can scan craigslist, ebay, or tnet classifieds. I got my Ace250, so many yrs back, I think I may have paid $240, at the hobby store for it.

It would be nice to get them decent machines, and be able to tell them how it can be an asset(as opposed to a liability). My friend has a cheap 3 beep machine, she gets real discouraged. I wouldn't want that to happen with the boys(plus, they'll always be wanting to use your machine, still) Good luck, ask more questions if need.

 

[GMD52]

Good evening, and I see we all survived another week.Weather has turned absolutely beautiful here on the lake,temp near 80, lake still at 65, bright blue sky, and magnificent full harvest moon.....live is good.....Gary

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

CCR - Suzie Q

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

CCR - Green River

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

Bill, the name of my car is suzie blue. She's a Suzuki and she's blue.
My gold Saturn was Goldylocks, and my washing machine is named Princess. LOL!

 

[G.I.B.]

Buddy showed up with two black eyes.
Asked how they were acquired he said "I was in the check out line at ------ and the gal in front of me,s dress was stuck in between her cheeks so I did her a favor and pulled it out. Then she punched me in the eye. So I thought she must have wanted it like that, but when I put it back she punched me in the other eye".

Uhhhhh.... ya gotta remember what age and culture we are in now. Are you sure it was an actual woman?

Women generally slap, men~ they punch.

 

[G.I.B.]

Hey Gibby is that your plane?

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Heck no, I'm a poor working stiff...

I've got a boat to keep me broke!

 

[GMD52]

You've not met my wife!

 

[dieselram94]

Uhhhhh.... ya gotta remember what age and culture we are in now. Are you sure it was an actual woman?

Women generally slap, men~ they punch.

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LOL!!!!!

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[Peyton Manning]

You've not met my wife!

is that the story she's going with?

 

[GMD52]

Well I have to admit, I've never seen her punch any one....I had my eyes closed