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[Togreenfeet]

I’m currently watching my favorite OO7 flick!! You’ll see why. Hahaha

 

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[dieselram94]

Hope you get her Dram and welcome back!!!

Good to be back! I’m really hoping it’s all it’s supposed to be tomorrow!

 

[dieselram94]

I’m currently watching my favorite OO7 flick!! You’ll see why. Hahaha

I haven’t seen this movie, but tonight it’s just me and the baby...so why not watch it!

 

[Togreenfeet]

Dram when I was stationed in Korea, I watched Thunderball, well I wore out 2 VHS tapes. Watching the movie, knowing me, you’ll see why it’s one of my favorite movies

 

[Togreenfeet]

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle, the phone rang, so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone.

"It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother.

Then she said to the minister, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."

 

[releventchair]

Richard Armour wrote a poem about catsup...

[Many of Armour's poems have been repeatedly and incorrectly attributed to Nash. Probably Armour's most-quoted poem (often attributed to Nash) is the quatrain: "Shake and shake / the catsup bottle / none will come / and then a lot'll." ]

 

[AU24K]

2 years ago, on this weekend, I gave a clue to my Treasure, buried in the mountains of Georgia....

http://www.treasurenet.com/forums/au24k/501656-scotts-treasure-tube-2.html

Having grown up in Lawrence, Kansas, learning the history, and donating items to the local museum,
I see that the treasure is yet unclaimed....

Perhaps it will never be found.

I have specific directions to the Treasure in my will...
Hope you find it before then.

Scott

 

[AU24K]

Comedy... AND a show!



https://youtu.be/na_h6giW4oI

"I don't often "Get Down," but when I do, it is with KISS!"



Scott

 

[AU24K]

I came home and my dog peed a little because she was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I am surrounded by fakes.

When I was younger, about 8 or 9 years old, my Aunt, who was in charge of baby-sitting my Sister and me, prepared our lunch.

One day, after lunch, my Aunt, who had an "ankle-biting" yip-yip dog, let her dog lick her plate.
Yuck!







But I was really grossed out when she put the plate back in her mouth!

Scott

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Thanks for sharing...

 

[AU24K]

On a Facebook group that I'm a member, I saw this....




Asking if it was worth anything....

Really?

Now Friends, what would be your reply?

Here's mine....

" I say spend it at Wally World. Get yourself some new underwear! You will need it in prison.....
Cut me a note and send it to me. I'll give you $1.
I like to collect counterfeits and fantasy currency......What the hell, I'll give you $10 for the whole shooting match, uncut....
PM me for arrangements....
So, do you know the printer? I am a printer and have known some that have replicated rare stamps.
As such, I know how to detect fakes....But the quality of printing is what piques my interest...."


Scott

Added:

I'm about to send in a 1999 Lincoln WAM for certification that will result in about a $500+ value.
My cost? One red cent plus certification fee.
And, I'm negotiating several swaps worldwide of coins to complete my personal collection.




Don't cha love the toning?

How are you spending your weekend?

 

[AU24K]

Sometimes us older folk know how to get things done.....
'Cause we have been there....



Words of advice:
"Don't mess with Vets...You will die."

We don't give a f***.

Scott

 

[AU24K]

Let's add to the prize of the silver Certificate, shall we?

To win the prize, that of the silver Certificate and now a US mint error, a 1998 Wam Lincoln cent,

I will supply the rules soon.
I give prizes because...I CAN! Dig?
I have my future secure. I give to others when they show competence....Dig?

Scott

When was I born?
Year, month, day and hour....

Hint...

Morning....Thus, I get things done before most awaken.....Feel me?

I like to tell folks that I was born at night...But not last night....
That usually throws the dumb-asses....

I was born before there were 50 states....
I've lived in 2 centuries and 7 decades.....
And you still cannot kick my ass...
As much as you want to....

Leave your money with Big John at the door...
He'll help you out to the parking lot when you've had enough of me....

 

[AU24K]

Ah, C'mon Critters....
You want RC to be the winner again?

Tighten up y'all if you want the prize....

Scott

 

[releventchair]

Sometimes us older folk know how to get things done.....
'Cause we have been there....



Words of advice:
"Don't mess with Vets...You will die."

Scott

Just home from the bar where a band we used to catch regular is playing.
We left after Copperhead Road.
To Mustang Sally ...

Now I can retrieve my pocket revolver.

 

[releventchair]

 

[releventchair]

 

[45th_Johnny]

Watch this only if you want to laugh for thirty-four minutes.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Jonathon Winters was something else. I saw him give an extended interview somewhere and he was riveting.

 

[Togreenfeet]

Joke of the day — What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore?

A reptile dysfunction.