Togreenfeet
Silver Member
Joke of the day — For a while my wife and I had opposite schedules. She worked during the day, and I worked at night. One morning I noticed she had left a note to herself on the kitchen counter that read, "STAMPS!" As a helpful surprise, I bought her some at the post office and put them on the counter before going to work.
The next morning I found the same note. "STAMPS!" was crossed out. Underneath it she had written,
"ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"
The next morning I found the same note. "STAMPS!" was crossed out. Underneath it she had written,
"ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"