CRISPINS CRITTERS

Joke of the day — For a while my wife and I had opposite schedules. She worked during the day, and I worked at night. One morning I noticed she had left a note to herself on the kitchen counter that read, "STAMPS!" As a helpful surprise, I bought her some at the post office and put them on the counter before going to work.

The next morning I found the same note. "STAMPS!" was crossed out. Underneath it she had written,

"ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"
 

Scott, I just heard something on the radio. It’s for you.
What I have done doesn’t matter
What matters is what I do next
 

Dram what’s up with the Albin? Pictures?

Man I’ve been busy! Building out my last bathroom to complete! IMG_0001.JPG

Here are a few Albin pics!!IMG_3667.JPGIMG_3668.JPGIMG_3644.JPGIMG_3648.JPGill get better pics soon!
Man that trailer is way undersized for that boat, previous owner towed it to my house 75 miles!!! I am getting a firm quote for a brand new aluminum float on from Ocala. They are about half the cost of dealing locally of course. Everything up here is sky high...
 

Yeah my 19’6” cuddy is on a single and it’s too much for it. A used trailer up here is almost the price of a new one delivered to me from Ocala!!IMG_0749.JPG
 

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Dog poop scooped an hour or so.
Push mowed a foot of grass in one kennel with the new ten dollar carburetor on. Success.
Scraped missed dog poop off wheelchair tires with a stick and washed sole of boot off of the same.
Pulled weeds (?) from flower bed around central air unit. I said nothing is to be planted there or it will get trampled servicing the coil....
Rider mower mowed the backyard.
Used a bicycle pump to inflate the usual flat on the rider (before driving it this time) ,and her royal indoors front car tires due to a dash light being on. (She has been ill ,can't suggest she try it. Not that she would be expected to.)

Rather than curl up and whimper as seemed appropriate till the cramps quit , I acted like it was no big deal.
Did not expect applause but when I announced one solar light had met it's demise by the riding mower ,the question was how; rather than why? L.o.l..
 

John Wick- Человек-буги no, he was sent to kill the Boogeyman........
 

There was a time I thought I was bulletproof........ not anymore.......maybe that’s all of us at some stage of our lives
 

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