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Today, while performing my required repairs and tasks, this song permeated my consciousness frequently...for some reason....


On January 28th....My Sister's Birthday.....
I was in Germany that year.....

I believe this is the first ever video of this song with Tommy Shaw as a new member of Styx.

By the way,
Wasn't President Trump once associated with the "Miss America" pageant?
I think so....

Scott
 

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I guess that I forgot to mention that yesterday I bought lunch for the crew again....
This time it was "Steak and Shake."

Folks, I'm just about "Burgered" out.

I think that tomorrow I'll buy "Subway" for the guys....
I don't mind treating those who help me and whom are team players!

Always my Best,

Scott
 

Togreenfeet said:
Well I just got slapped again. I deserved it. What’s in these packages you got? A backpack for the dog and a new diving hood. Really you don’t need any of that. Oh really like you need $100.00 a month of makeup........ trust me, it’s not working...... SMACK........ hehe
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When I was married, I won't say to which wife, I was required to accompany her on her shopping trips....Because I held the money. Dig?
To my dismay, hardware stores were never on the list of scheduled destinations....

Anywhich,
I remember one time we were at a high-priced "Name Brand" store for women's clothing and she was in ecstasy!

I sat outside of the dressing room while she tried on some flashy pant-suit.

She came out of the dressing room glowing with her self importance wearing this latest fashion.

She twirled around in front of me and said,
"Well? How do you like it?"
I said, "Yeah, I guess it looks OK."
She then turned her backside to me and said, "Does it make my butt look big?"
I stood up for a closer look, of the price tag, and gasped!
I said, "Oh honey! Yes it does!"
She frowned and I later ended up paying less than half for another outfit that she wanted....

Pshew...That was close.....8-)

Best,

Scott
 

Love it!!!! I had a girlfriend once tried on a dress. Honey does this make my butt look big? No babe....... your 300 pound ass makes your butt look big!!



I just made that up. That’s funny right there. I don’t care who you are!


 

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Tomorrow, I think I will go to town an see what kind of trouble I can get into. It will mark only the third time out since my surgery. When I was in Brook General, my Doctor was the real Doogie Howser. He was an MD before his 21st birth day. Anyway one of the Dr's I have to see next week was a student of his and when he found out he spent the rest of my visit talking about him, anyway I have to see him next week.
 

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Give em heck in town Johnny!

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45th_Johnny said:
Tomorrow, I think I will go to town an see what kind of trouble I can get into. It will mark only the third time out since my surgery. When I was in Brook General, my Doctor was the real Doogie Howser. He was an MD before his 21st birth day. Anyway one of the Dr's I have to see next week was a student of his and when he found out he spent the rest of my visit talking about him, anyway I have to see him next week.
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So, you want trouble?

You came to the right place, cause I'm nothing but trouble.
According to several legal jurisdictions.
Have you ever been asked to leave a town and never return?

Find my picture in your local post office, tell stories of the boogie man Scotty, but remember that I love my Critter Brothers!



Get real or get left behind, Dig?
Let's blow....

Scott
 

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Watching the groups that I moderate...Looking for the sled that I deserve...
A few rice burners were tempting....
But, yeah, You know what Scotty wants to be happy,
Riding down Freedom Highway......


Damn!
You never expected this song, did you?
Well, deal with it.
It's my post, dig?

Scott
 

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The meatloaf is ready...as is the scalloped potatoes.

Dinner is ready.
All are welcome for a meal....

Bow your head as I give praise...

"Father, thank you for my ability to show my skills that you have given to me and bless my Friends.
Thank you for the skill my hands contribute to help others and thank you for another day that I can worship you
and tell others of your Love and redemption.

Father, Also Bless those who need your presence and guidance and always lead me to those who should hear the word and your glory.
I pray....
In My Father's name...AMEN!"


Scott

Perhaps I have violated rules here concerning religion?
Good!
America was founded on Christianity.
You got different opinions?

How 'bout you carry your ass to somewhere else, DIG?

This is America and we worship GOD!



And, I frequently have to explain the difference between religion and faith.....
What would your reply be?

I gave Kipp today a Crabb Family CD that I bought 7 years ago....
Who would know that it came into play today?
 

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Taco Thursday last night at my house Scott. And I have a special ingredient......... thinly sliced cucumbers. Wife showed me years ago. Now I’m the cook. She always tells me she loves my tacos. I tried something different Wednesday night. I cooked lamb on the grill. It had an after taste. I didn’t like it as much as I loved the lamb in Saudi Arabia, Turkey or Kuwait.
 

One more thing. Scott whenever the grandkids are in trouble I lay it out there and then finish it with “you dig?” Then of course they laugh at me!!
 

Hey Johnny. Both my children were born in Louisiana. When my son screws up, I call him “ my coon ass” Story time..... while living in Louisiana I met this ol boy from New York. He told me he wanted some crawfish. I said we have to catch them. So after about a week leaving my chicken parts outside, I took him crawfishing. We caught a lot. I fixed them up. Told him “suck the head and pinch the tail” Johnny you know what I’m talking about....... hehe. We had a few beers, ate all the crawfish and he says “ well I guess you can’t call me a damn Yankee anymore” I said “ nope, but you’re still a Yankee boy!” Haha. See friends the true definition of a Cajun, is somebody that will eat anything............ before it eats them! Haha it’s all in fun friends. Believe it or not, Florida use to produce as much cattle as Texas. The term Florida Cracker came from the cowboys cracking their whips. Have a great day everyone. As Paul Harvey would say “ Good morning America...........it’s Friday!!!!!!!
 

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2GF: Most people eat to live, in Louisiana, they live to eat.

Scotty:

I love Meat-loaf,
 

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The last jobs I had was working security at the casinos along the Mississippi Gulf Coast. I had the chance to meet more enterment greats then I wanted to. Most were very friendly and great to be around, but some were just so full of themselves.
 

How’s everyone on this Friday?


Tgf, tomorrow is the big day! We check out the Albin! Damn those things are rare!
 

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