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In about 4-5 hours, I'll stand, without fear,* before a Federal Judge, and say,

"Your Honor, as a Friend of the Court and to all participants here, I'd like to mention that all Veterans are welcome to enjoy a complimentary meal and share camaraderie at the Golden Corral on Monday, from 5-9, off of exit 4 in Buford. I have attended for the last 6 years and will be glad to meet all for a meal shared with my Fellow Vets. Thank you, Your Honor."

Best,

Scott

Now then, Where is my suit? I have recently purchased new silk ties....
Which one, Hmm?

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The "Oscar de la Renta" on the left or the "Christian Dior" on the right?

* I once stood without fear in front of a full bird Colonel, my future in his hand...
The same Colonel that I made suck mud one late, cold rainy night in Germany.
Under my M-16, locked and loaded, ready to rock and roll....
Let's just say that I no longer have that many fears left in my life...
I quit giving a damn long ago. Except for my Friends.....
 

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"Look out! Scotty is on a roll!"
"Yeah. It's called a 'Gutter Ball.' HA!"

"We'll see, you old fool, we'll see."

Scott
 

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And, back when I was hitched to my second wife, I had a pair of tickets to a concert.
Wifey couldn't attend so my step-daughter, who was 16, climbed aboard my sled and we went to the concert.
We were stopped before entering and I had to prove that I was her legal gaurdian.

At the "Uptown Theater."
We then went and enjoyed the show!
At A Kansas City Venue. In 1985?


Sometimes life can be a pleasure!

I've got the bootleg cassettes around here from that show somewhere.....

Scott
 

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AU24K said:
In about 4-5 hours, I'll stand, without fear,* before a Federal Judge, and say,

"Your Honor, as a Friend of the Court and to all participants here, I'd like to mention that all Veterans are welcome to enjoy a complimentary meal and share camaraderie at the Golden Corral on Monday, from 5-9, off of exit 4 in Buford. I have attended for the last 6 years and will be glad to meet all for a meal shared with my Fellow Vets. Thank you, Your Honor."

Best,

Scott

Now then, Where is my suit? I have recently purchased new silk ties....
Which one, Hmm?

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The "Oscar de la Renta" on the left or the "Christian Dior" on the right?

* I once stood without fear in front of a full bird Colonel, my future in his hand...
The same Colonel that I made suck mud one late, cold rainy night in Germany.
Under my M-16, locked and loaded, ready to rock and roll....
Let's just say that I no longer have that many fears left in my life...
I quit giving a damn long ago. Except for my Friends.....
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Ties.....what a disagreeable concept. Like a dog collar of false civility. Impractical as a cumber-bun. Though a cumber bun allows a better chance of hiding the cheap uncouth use of a clip on bow tie vs dog collar ,strangulation device that is harder to pass off when a clip on tie is attempted. Bunned to hide a shirt bulge at waist. Egads...

How many of us have not untied a tie ,but merely slipped it off to preserve the warning noose of fate! Is it laziness ,or premonition?
Ties....
 

RC,
I wore ties most of my working life as per company rules not my first choice of attire for sure....since I stopped working only wear them at weddings and funerals.

Regards + HH

Bill
 

bill from lachine said:
RC,
I wore ties most of my working life as per company rules not my first choice of attire for sure....since I stopped working only wear them at weddings and funerals.

Regards + HH

Bill
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Bill, I don’t even own a tie, much less know how to tie one! Lol. I can probably figure out a clip on though. I either wear shorts and flip flops when it’s reasonably warm or jeans. Even at work except for the flip flops.


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I had something really impotent to post, but Diesel made me forget. Oh well: I met a man in Purvis, MS who told me he only dated homeless women. When they ticked him off he could drop them anywhere and they would be home. I remember: I actually worked in my shop today for about three hours. I am trying to restore a Kar98a, before #3 son comes to visit. If I remember I will send a picture when I am done. I have been walking without crutches/cane/or braces for the last three days. I wish I could say without pain, but I put up with it. It is better then having the doctors treat me like a junky.
 

Scott still nuttiness. 45_Johnny that stun gun story is hilarious!!! I on the other hand requested to be cremated and sprinkled on Daytona Beach during spring break. That way I can pick the 20 something bikini I chose to go home with. My son laughed and said I’d mess up and go home with some drunk redneck 400 pound dude! Haha
 

2GF: Did you notice in the "Article 99" movie they blamed the republicans now they blame the democraps, truth is it is just all politicians and most civil servants that are the problem.
 

democraps i like that word
 

It was a good day today!!! Have confirmation we are having a baby BOY!!!!! After three sonogram appointments that never happened for various reasons it worked out.

At least that’s some really good news for a change, I️ couldn’t take any more sad heartbreaking events!!!


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bill from lachine said:
diesel,
Let me congratulate you on another pending addition to the family.

Regards + HH

Bill
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Thank you Bill!!!!
We’re super excited!!


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Diesel: That is great, I have four sons and three daughters. Girls can sometimes break your heart, but boys will always be boys. I just finished the Kar98a for son #3. I think it looks good for being 100 years old.
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It does look awesome! Any son would love to have that. It’s a timeless treasure.


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Joke of the day — A blonde and her husband are watching the news.
News: A Brazilian man died while skydiving when his parachute didn’t open.
The blonde bursts into tears
Husband (comforting her): I know its sad, but people need to know that there’s a risk while skydiving.
Blonde: But that’s a lot of people. How many is a Brazilian?
 

[FONT=&quot]Folks,
A few chuckles for you.


Only in This Stupid World [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Only in This Stupid World[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot].....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet Coke. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Only in This Stupid World[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot].....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters..[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Only in This Stupid World [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot].....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]our useless junk in the garage.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Only in This Stupid World ...........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]packages of eight..[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Only in This Stupid World .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]EVER WONDER[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Why the sun lightens [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]our hair, but darkens[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]our skin?[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Why don't you ever see the [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Why is [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]'abbreviated' such a long word?[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Why is it that [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Doctors call what they do 'practice'?[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Why is lemon juice made [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Why is the man who [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]invests all your money called a broker?[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Why is the time of[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Why isn't there [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]mouse-flavored cat food?[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Why didn't Noah [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]swat those two mosquitoes?[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Why do they sterilize the [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]needle for lethal injections?[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]You know that [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?![/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Why don't sheep [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]shrink when it rains?[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Why are they called [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]apartments when they are all stuck together?[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]I like this one!!![/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]If con is the opposite of [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]If flying is so [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]safe,[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]why do they call the airport the terminal?[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Spread the Stupidity![/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
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