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Jeff,

Yep....and with this version of Tumbling Dice she more than did the original by the Stones Justice.

 

how old do you suppose she is now?
 

Jeff,
Probably better that we remember her back in her prime she's now 71 and believe she has some serious medical issues.

She probably didn't hang out with Keith Richards enough but he's probably a vampire or some such to be still alive at this point...lol.
 

Jeff,
Probably better that we remember her back in her prime she's now 71 and believe she has some serious medical issues.

She probably didn't hang out with Keith Richards enough but he's probably a vampire or some such to be still alive at this point...lol.

whew! sometimes memories are best
 

Folks,

This young gal from the UK can really play the guitar....JJ Rosa playing purple rain tribute to Prince.

 

Joke of the day -- A police car pulls up in front of Grandma Bessie's house, and Grandpa Morris gets out.

The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park and couldn't find his way home.

"Oh Morris," said Grandma. "You've been going to that park for over 30 years! So how could you get lost?"

Leaning close to Grandma so that the policeman couldn't hear, Morris whispered, "I wasn't lost. I was just too tired to walk home."
 

We are at the 11 y/o soccer game. Starts in an hour. His mom might show up.......... never does, never has........wish us luck. Oh I found my cable to the Deeper Sonar, going bass fishing tomorrow! Woohoo!!
 

2GF,

Thanks for the chuckles.


Joke of the day -- A police car pulls up in front of Grandma Bessie's house, and Grandpa Morris gets out.

The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park and couldn't find his way home.

"Oh Morris," said Grandma. "You've been going to that park for over 30 years! So how could you get lost?"

Leaning close to Grandma so that the policeman couldn't hear, Morris whispered, "I wasn't lost. I was just too tired to walk home."
 

Well, thank for the post I do enjoy reading and videos. I am just killing time waiting for the new heart for my Frankenstein Monster. Can't wait for tonight's war games. Going to check the mail. Later guys.
 

Just picked up my new pistol.
A Ruger P89.

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Tomorrow my landlord and I will go shooting on his property in the country.

Hope all are well!

Best,

Scott
 

His mom showed up, with another man...... why do women do that? Can't show up to spend time with your child always have to have a man with them. Disgusts me....... We won 1-0. He plays goal keeper. They had a free kick at the end of the game and he blocked it!!!!!! Anyway, Scott nice piece. I wish I was up there to shoot with you guys. My nephew lives in Virginia he's 16. Text me last night. He bought a Savage 6.5!!!! Sweeeeeet
 

A Irishman was caught in a storm walking to the pub.
Raining so hard visibility was only a few yards.
Looking with hope behind him he was relieved to see a car slowing for him.
He jumped in delighted to be out of the rain and turned to thank the driver and saw....no one!

Sitting in fright he figured the slowly moving car was haunted......
A curve loomed ahead and with fear holding him in his seat he wondered if the car would run off the road.
Just as it neared crossing out of the lane...to his horror a hand appeared and turned the wheel!

Rounding the curve ,the lights of the pub could be seen.
Mustering all his strength the man jumped from the vehicle and raced to the pub.

Inside he told of his haunted experience to the patrons astonishment. His crying assuring them he was ..sober, and telling the truth.

Then two rain soaked men came in and one of them , upon spotting the man said, " look Paddy; there's the s.o.b. that hopped in the car when we were pushing it!"
 

2GF,
Pass on my congratulations to the little guy on his win I'm sure he did you proud.
Regards + HH
Bill


His mom showed up, with another man...... why do women do that? Can't show up to spend time with your child always have to have a man with them. Disgusts me....... We won 1-0. He plays goal keeper. They had a free kick at the end of the game and he blocked it!!!!!! Anyway, Scott nice piece. I wish I was up there to shoot with you guys. My nephew lives in Virginia he's 16. Text me last night. He bought a Savage 6.5!!!! Sweeeeeet
 

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