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A song from my youth....

Meeting a girl late one night.......


A song that will always evoke memories.

Ellen Foley of "Night Court" fame...
Yeah, She's hot, right?




i still feel hot from that night every time that I hear this tune.........

Scott
 

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When love dies, freedom rises...



Been there, lived that...
And I left. I came to Georgia....
Shhh....Don't tell my ex wives, 'cause I love Georgia and don't wanna move again....
Ain't that some SH**?

This was a song played at my Friend's Funeral. A Vet from Nam.
I cried then but yet remained stoic.
And I cry now for all of my Vet Friends lost....tears run down my cheek,
yet I'm still able to salute my Flag, my Country and my fellow Vets....
I will never kneel unless it is for my God.

Rest easy, Ron.

Scott
 

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AU24K said:
A strong man that I am, yet I fear enrolling this Spring Semester towards a Bachelor's
Degree in Social Service.
My fear is not that I'll be accepted,
but rather that I'll not succeed.
I have much on my plate at present and let's not forget my age.

I will seek an opportunity to continue my Collegiate advancement and academic potential including Scholarships,
regardless of what others may think.
Cognizant that only I am in control of my Future...
What I do is for my fellow Vets....
No matter the cost. No matter the pain.
This is why I do it....
'Cause we are there for each other.

NO one is ever left behind...


Scott
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Scott. You succeeded with your Associates, grab it by the tail. You'll do fine my friend, just fine
 

Well it is Sunday again and I remembered another song I sang when I was laying on the battlefield waiting to meet my Maker.


Personal Note: My favorite color is camouflage, even the Scottish Plaid type. The 52nd anniversary of my death is approaching and I feel it coming, it will be in eight days.
 

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Good tune 45th J.

Of all the things that could have been dropped on you ......No morphine , couple boxes of kotex pads and some gauze wrap....or even coffee.
What a danged dark time....But some how not quite your time. Yet.
 

I don’t know why??? But every time I try to play any of the post attachment videos I get kicked off the the site and I have to reopen without playing any videos! This is on my IPhone, don’t go on the computer hardly ever. This only happens on Tnet....
Anyone have a solution?
 

When I was a Shoot Don't Shoot instructor, I would ware a "Brick in the Wall" tee-shirt that had "I Am Death" on the front and harass the students, while we played loud music throughout the building. Later I would be in one of the rooms with my back to the door. The students would all come in one at a time and try to get me to turn around and I would ignore them for about thirty seconds and then turn quickly toward them with a staple gun in my hand and they would all shot me. The shirt I had on in the room said "I AM DEAF." The first time I went through the course I think I shot everyone. So Crank Up The Volume:

 

Johnny,

Thanks for the song one of my favorites by Pink Floyd....it kind of reminds me of my school years no wonder I didn't keep it up beyond high school....to much brainwashing for my rebellious nature....lol.

Regards + HH

Bill
 

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HAPPY ALL HOLLOWS EVE...YALL
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In the spirit of Halloween!


Sent from a spun out toilet paper tube (one ply)!!!
 

Folks,

Here's a funny for you.


An oldie, but goodie just in time for Thanksgiving......






AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS

An atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees!
'What powerful rivers!
'What beautiful animals!
He said to himself.


Suddenly, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look . . . and saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.
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He ran as fast as he could along the path.
He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing on him ....

He looked over his shoulder again,
and the bear was even closer ....


and then ..... He tripped and fell.


Rolling over to pick himself up, he found the bear was right on top of him .....
reaching towards him with its left paw ...
and raising the right paw to strike ...
picture


At that instant the Atheist cried out,
'Oh my God!'

Time Stopped ...
The bear froze .....
The forest was silent ....

A bright light shone upon the man,
and a voice came out of the sky ...

"You deny my existence for all these years,
you teach others I don't exist
and even credit creation to cosmic accident ....
Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?"

"Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light ....
"It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now ...
but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?"

... a pause ...
"Very well," said the voice ...


The light went out.
The sounds of the forest resumed ...

And the bear dropped his right arm ....
brought both paws together ....
bowed his head & spoke ...
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"Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive
 

ha ha that is very funny
 

Another joke of the day, but not as good as Uncle Bills --I was at a bar the other day, when all of a sudden, the bartender yelled "Does anyone know CPR!?"
I yelled back, "I know the whole alphabet!" and everyone laughed and laughed and laughed.
Well, except for this one guy.
 

My wife is sending me pictures. She's at the Pacific side of the Panama Canal. She sent pictures of the Bridge of the Americas. Last time I was there people were shooting at me trying to kill us........hehe
 

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