Dont worry viking i'll put you on my quick weight loss program.Heres how it works,I have a 80 pound weight belt we'll strap it on you and then you start jogging.I'll be following you in my car with a MG 42 paintball gun,every time you slow down I'll just give you a quick 3 second burst in the butt.After doing the program for a couple of weeks I guarantee 1..you would of lost 25 pounds 2... you wont be sitting down for a while(but look at the bright side,that right there will also help you lose weight)