Picture this Saturday night mayhem.
So, around 0300 this morning, I hear voices out front of my shoebox.
The resident security guy is parked out front as usual, but he was talking to some guy.
Security guy went patrolling, guy still was sitting there..on the wall in front of my house.
So being the curious type, I wandered out and asked if he needed help.
No, I just wanted to know his intentions.
He was at a party at his sister-in-laws home with his wife.
He offered up in a very slurred manner that he used the Jeff..err the John I mean, and his sister-in-law came into the bathroom while he was in there and started doing what you expect.
Wife busted in and caught him.
I immediately told him that they were setting him up.
Then following standard protocol ( retired or not.. always.)
Does your wife have any weapons in the house and is she a Redhead ?
Just kidding about the redhead part..lol
Dude is still sitting out there twiddling his thumbs.
She won't let him in.
Well, you failed the test bro!