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[robertk]

Good morning!

 

[pepperj]

Everyone

 

[Blak bart]

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Since I really have to work hard from Oct.- Dec. I'm not a big fan of all this holiday bologna !! So I've become a major grinch fan !! Everyone knows this, and I get grinch stuff for Christmas. I'm also a huge fan of krampus, and scrooge !! My latest holiday joy, is to watch all these home videos of the grinch terrorizing the little kids !! A little BAHHH HUMBUG is what im trying to spread this holiday season !!

 

[blossom]

Good Morning my hearties 😆 xx hope your not only fine but also dandy this am xx 🤗

 

[Blak bart]

 

[ARC]

Bart...... Just make a Florida Snowman for Christmas...

 

[Blak bart]

 

[Blak bart]

This one is brutal....kids all screaming and crying......haaaa ha ha merry grinchmas !! Happy krampus day, bahhhh humbug !!

 

[Blak bart]

 

[ARC]

One of... if not THE funniest Jim Carry scenes i ever saw.... love it...

 

[blossom]

***ARC thinks he hears Piggie Woo morning crowing.***

Hmmm thats deep........... is it a Rooster ? ? ? .... that sounds like a crow ? ? ?

:/

Good morning Piggie woo.... how bout we just call you the official ships parrot and call it a day.

Pigey Woo is delighted to accept the official ship’s parrot position….😎…!! NB: No Rum Required 😆 xx

 

[ARC]

Pigey Woo is delighted to accept the official ship’s parrot position….😎…!! NB: No Rum Required 😆 xx

Ohhhhhh NO !

Ole Piggie Woo has got to walk the Rum Plank with the Captain ! ! !

No Scurvy Bird on this ship can pass without getting totally sloshed at least once to the point of leaning sideways on a shoulder.

Its part of the grooming process.... and tradition of course.

BUT......... i might make an exception....... for the simple fact IF....IF..... Ole Piggie Poo... Errrr Woo... happens to get TOO drunk on said Rum....

One VERY LARGE and HEAVY Piggie Woo may fall off said shoulder onto the Captains foot.... which could result in a limping Captain.

Now... I know that a limping Pirate Captain is in vogue and a fashion statement... BUT........ i happen to have an ingrown toenail at present and the pure thought of a pigeon the size of a small turkey falling on said toenail could cause a tear to shed in ones eye....

And this... would hamper my whole tough pirate persona...

So....... Shhhhh...... we shall just skip the aforementioned drunken feathered extravaganza !

 

[blossom]

Ohhhhhh NO !

Ole Piggie Woo has got to walk the Rum Plank with the Captain ! ! !

No Scurvy Bird on this ship can pass without getting totally sloshed at least once to the point of leaning sideways on a shoulder.

Its part of the grooming process.... and tradition of course.

BUT......... i might make an exception....... for the simple fact IF....IF..... Ole Piggie Poo... Errrr Woo... happens to get TOO drunk on said Rum....

One VERY LARGE and HEAVY Piggie Woo may fall off said shoulder onto the Captains foot.... which could result in a limping Captain.

Now... I knkow that a limping Pirate Captain is in vogue and a fashion statement... BUT........ i happen to have an ingrown toenail at present and the pure thought of a pigeon the size of a small turkey falling on said toenail could cause a tear to shed in ones eye....

And this... would hamper my hole tough pirate persona...

So....... Shhhhh...... we shall just skip the aforementioned drunken feathered extravaganza !

I couldnt agree more oh wise Cappy, ur health, safety and wellbeing must always be at the forefront of all our endeavours 🫡 😂😂 xx

 

[ARC]

Did you quote that BEFORE or AFTER me spell checking ?

:P

 

[ARC]

My fingers often do not convey what my mind does.

:P

 

[blossom]

Did you quote that BEFORE or AFTER me spell checking ?

:P

i think it was during 😳 xx but it automatically updates so its all cushty xx 😆

 

[newnan man]

Good morning all

 

[pepperj]

 

[fishstick]

Good morning crew