My parents are going down to North Carolina tomorrow... to look at a goat. But this is no ordinary goat, oh no! This is a monster! If I had to describe it, I'd have to take an excerpt from the NAON Version bible - New As Of Now.
3rd Revelation Chap. 36: 1-6
1. And the fifth angel opened the fifth seal, and a I heard a voice say "Come and see".
2. And I beheld a great white beast, and behold, it's eyes were as a raging fire, and out of its mouth breathed pillars of smoke. It's belly was as a furnace, and its legs as cedars.
3. It moved swiftly as a Velocipede, and swept down upon the nations.
4. The rich men, the great men, and the kings all fled in terror, seeking a hiding place from the beast, and were sore afraid when there was no refuge at hand. They cried out in vain "Is there no refuge from this terrible beast, which has come to eat us, and use us a picks for the teeth?"
5. Lo, the beast has horns, that swirl magnificently, like the Dancehall girls of Giza. The beast has rage within its belly, and hatred in its heart.
6. The name of the beast is Gunther, and the number thereof is 665 1/2.
I may be exaggerating a little bit, but seriously, this animal is a monster.
