Here's some of the sayings in that book I got last weekend that I said was a hoot.
If a bat flies into your house, the devil is after you.
If you don't want any visitors, don't let the dog roll on the floor.
If your right eye itches = see something agreeable or have a lot of fun. If it is the left eye = you will have something to cry about.
Rusty, do you wear hats? Well here's your sign.... If a girl recklessly put's on a man's hat = she wants a kiss.
Two persons using the same water to wash in may quarrel unless the one who washes last takes the necessary precaution to spit in the water.