THE Random Chat Thread - AKA "The RCT" - No shirt or shoes required - Open 24 / 7

[Blackfoot58]

It's very satisfying 🤣
Older brother one time had an slight issue with his toaster.
Kicked it right out of the house, through the garage, out into the driveway.
This is where the stomping, smashing, then the sledgehammer treatment happened.
Came back in sat down and stated "That's better" 🤣

Like John Belushi in the Frat Party Guitar scene, from Animal House

 

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[WannaDig3687]

About 3 years ago I had a little issue with my coffee maker.
No problem, I solved the issue as well.
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I remember that day! Gosh it’s been 3 years? Time to go buy a backup.

 

[WannaDig3687]

I bet you felt a lot better after you precisionly dismantled your coffee maker. 🤣😂🤣 I sure know I did.

He was grumpy that’s all I remember!

 

[WannaDig3687]

Like John Belushi in the Frat Party Guitar scene, from Animal House

 

[releventchair]

Alls I wanted was a cup of coffee: Well I just wanted a cup a coffee this morn & my coffee maker was pissing me off. Dam basket overflowed twice ruining my coffee, unless you like crunchy coffee. Took basket apart & washed with the same resulting crunchy coffee. By the 3rd time of this happening I had, had enough!!! I grabbed the whole coffee maker & walked out the back door & proceded to bounce it off my neighbors house. Well lmao I didnt think I had that kinda strength anymore, but it bounced off the side off my neighbors house about 50yards down the road. Well anger got the best of me this morning, took a hour to get my coffee & I'm down a coffee maker. Man I hated that coffee maker ever since I purchased it. Man but do I feel better now!!!

Let us know the launch time in advance if your refrigerator goes on the fritz....

 

[releventchair]

Here is the Agenda thingy incase your curious as to whats in store xx View attachment 2083354

Not shown , Blossom seeing that himself's shorts(knickers) are well starched prior so he sits attentively throughout the intervals twixt biscuits.

 

[releventchair]

Morning All,,,,,,,,, "Sometimes it's like someone took a knife baby, edged end up, and cut a six inch valley through the middle of my skull...... At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet and a freight train running through the middle of my head on wheels...... it cools my desire.... mmmm
mmm mm, I'm on Fire 🔥"
Ok now I've got that song out of my head finally
Off to work..... Happy Friday Ya'll

Happy Friday.

" took a knife baby edgy and dull"
Try it. (The lyric , not a blade.)

 

[releventchair]

Morning all.

Ahh , good old final percussive maintenance of appliances.

 

[blossom]

Not shown , Blossom seeing that himself's shorts(knickers) are well starched prior so he sits attentively throughout the intervals twixt biscuits.

Ha ha! Funny story… staying in a hotel (early metal detecting days trying the local beaches) when the waiter comes over, at breakfast. coffee he politely asks yes please says I desperately eyeing the tiny cups infont of us…. No thanks say himself… the waiter poured, spun on his heel, missing the clip round himself’s ear… he now knows, never turn down coffee (or snacks) when out with Blossom 😆 xxx

 

[Evan in CA]

Good morning Everyone And happy Friday

 

[JVA5th]

Good morning all

 

[WannaDig3687]

Good morning, releventchair, Evan and JVA5th.
I’m trying to get my garden planted between raindrops.

 

[WannaDig3687]

 

[releventchair]

Ha ha! Funny story… staying in a hotel (early metal detecting days trying the local beaches) when the waiter comes over, at breakfast. coffee he politely asks yes please says I desperately eyeing the tiny cups infont of us…. No thanks say himself… the waiter poured, spun on his heel, missing the clip round himself’s ear… he now knows, never turn down coffee (or snacks) when out with Blossom 😆 xxx

Yes indeed.
When drinking out of thimbles , please accept one on my behalf if you don't want any!
Snacks though.... Cheese from an outdoor table on hot days when flies are a buzzing...Or fermented fish eggs on toast points... Ect. I can get a little fussy.
Biscuits/cookies and most chips in general can be pocketed for later by a reluctant acquaintance. Caution required if linin cloths grace the table though. (A bonus for pilfering a fine Irish napkin of around tenthousanths thickness, though I don't know where you heard that and who would do what with it besides myself .I mean someone I might have encountered somewhere by chance ) . Not a bonus to get caught by the scullery inventorying seating arrangements and counting forks ; and finding oneself banished from tea parties/ soirées over a cheese wrapper /napkin.

Paper napkin etiquette , will of course vary as well.
A proper mens suit includes a pocket square. A biscuit wrapped in it and then placed in the ticket pocket is wrong. Let's stay civilized about this matter...

 

[pepperj]

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Use the rock, you'll never have a problem again.
1 rock lasts 5+yrs
Many different companies sell them now. 100% natural
No absorption of alum. Or other nasty chemicals.

 

[releventchair]

Mornin Evan and JVA!
California's in the house!

Happy Friday!
(From : Me.)

 

[Surf_Pirate]

Happy Friday.

" took a knife baby edgy and dull"
Try it. (The lyric , not a blade.)

haha never looked it up, sounds better

 

[WHADIFIND]

Like John Belushi in the Frat Party Guitar scene, from Animal House

Funny you should mention Belushi.

I was living alone with just a hot plate for meals. Watching the Blues Bros. They whipped out a coat hanger, bent it in half, stuck it on a hot plate and proceeded to make toast! I said wow! Never thought of that and immediately made myself some toast!!! LOL!

 

[releventchair]

Funny you should mention Belushi.

I was living alone with just a hot plate for meals. Watching the Blues Bros. They whipped out a coat hanger, bent it in half, stuck it on a hot plate and proceeded to make toast! I said wow! Never thought of that and immediately made myself some toast!!! LOL!

 

[Blackfoot58]

I can’t forget his mashed potatoes scene, “What am I now” “A zit!”🤮