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Used to go door knocking. Ask if someone lived there, they'd say no.
My brother would give me shite for getting the wrong address.
We would play out this imaginary act out on the steps.
Folks would be drawn in on this family spat.
They would be wondering why I was getting the third degree.
My brother would explain that he was to be looking at some glassware and pocket watches.
But I got the wrong address.
Then we'd ask if they knew of anyone willing to sell some knick knacks.
20 minutes later we were digging in cupboards, closets, buying stuff.
Try that today, the door would be slammed.
Or you might get shot! Nice one!
 

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Pics or it was a pinto....:laughing7:
We ended up smashing the car up with a crowbar, baseball bat on mainstreet downtown.
Took the back window out by mistake. Had a fire under the hood a hour before so the paint was toasted on the hood and front quarters.
We had a great time till I got locked up in the cruiser.
I was so messed up by then I said that I would go to jail/or they let me go on the deal I was to announce.
"No way"
I said-You guys want me so arfing bad, hear me out.
"Ok"
(They were going to charge me with criminal mischief, drunk and disorderly conduct, vandalism, destruction of private property)++
So I said if one person would puts up their hand if I was disturbing the peace I will go with you, plead out on Monday.
"ARF you-no deal"
Think about guys, I will plead guilty.
"Ok"
They let me out.
I asked if I could get everyone's attention.
They agreed.
So I lept up onto the car, stood on the roof (which was sitting on the seats crush down)
Asked again if I could yell.
Request granted.

There must if been 200 hundred watching this crazy scene.
I yelled the Request.
The deal.
Nobody put their hand up.
21 yrs old I felt so great at that moment.
We had drank/drugged 7 hard days, now this climax.
Cop: "We'll give you 10 minutes to get this piece of shite off the street, or you come with us"
My final words. It'll still beat your piece of shite.
It took 2 taxi's jump start to turn that car over.
She was tight, 440magnum 13.1, 3/4 race.
I drove the others home, got to the townhouse parking lot and she died.
I went to a rehabilitation center for 9 months. (Workers Compensation place)
Bank showed up a month later to reprocess the Charger.
Brother pointed, the guy said no that wasn't the car.
Check the VIN#
Brother claimed the loans officer looked like he was going to cry.🤣
 

Good morning pirates and piratess. Yesterday was exhausting. But, all that is left now is the written test and then check out at the quarry. I can’t believe it. All 3 of us actually are going to do this. This last trip to the pool, BuckIdgr saw a sign and said, “That’s our next adventure.” The sign said, “Learn to fly.” I said, well I can’t say what I said being it’s a family friendly site. 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Today is the deadline for the fishing derby we entered. My fish is still holding on in the 5th spot. Mr WD and his friend are making a last ditch effort to get a bigger walleye. There might be a small window of opportunity before the time is up. I am pretty sure I will be winning $$$$$$. It will take 6 people with bigger fish to knock me out and it has been hard for anyone to get a big one this time around.


I would appreciate any advice on dive gear purchasing, now that I know I can really do this. 🥰🤩🥳😎
 

Good morning pirates and piratess. Yesterday was exhausting. But, all that is left now is the written test and then check out at the quarry. I can’t believe it. All 3 of us actually are going to do this. This last trip to the pool, BuckIdgr saw a sign and said, “That’s our next adventure.” The sign said, “Learn to fly.” I said, well I can’t say what I said being it’s a family friendly site. 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Today is the deadline for the fishing derby we entered. My fish is still holding on in the 5th spot. Mr WD and his friend are making a last ditch effort to get a bigger walleye. There might be a small window of opportunity before the time is up. I am pretty sure I will be winning $$$$$$. It will take 6 people with bigger fish to knock me out and it has been hard for anyone to get a big one this time around.


I would appreciate any advice on dive gear purchasing, now that I know I can really do this. 🥰🤩🥳😎
Morning WD
Well done on the getting through the water portion of the certification process. :hello2:
Best of luck on the written test.
Hopes you are in the $$$ for the winning the derby prize.
It's about time somebody bought a round for the house of dry mouthed pirates that sit around these quarters. :occasion14:
 

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