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Careful.
Them fellers bait bear up there.
(Translation : Look at that steak!!! Whoa....Hold me back!!! Snap!)

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Just make sure if you need to"go" you don,t squat into any bear traps.You,ll suffer the 1st and 2nd greatest pains almost simultaneously.
 

Oh! That reef!
:BangHead:
Avast ye scurvy dogs.The ship is aground,the keel is hauled and the strakes are foundered.Back all oars,reef the jibs,reverse the mainsail and prepare the block and tackle for extraction.What you mean "yo momma"?
 

Now I'm plenty far North.
And got bit up the other day by something out on the hunting property again that is worse today! Swelling and so itchy I'm about ready to ...Well. Itch I guess.
Probably chiggers again.
If not , multiple spider bites.

Amputee clinic over. We'll call it walking.
Had prosthetic lowed a quarter inch. Plus I pulled my shim out of my shoe for another quarter.
Might need to get help for my who-yawhazzit joint in lower back.
Feels to much like a nail was pounded into it. Too often.
Keep plugging away at it. You will get it and sometimes you will find your old ways are easier.
 

Avast ye scurvy dogs.The ship is aground,the keel is hauled and the strakes are foundered.Back all oars,reef the jibs,reverse the mainsail and prepare the block and tackle for extraction.What you mean "yo momma"?
I am very impressed. For a land lubber yu shore dun larnt the lingo.
 

RC
I have an allergy to bug bites.
Never had it before, but these past few years it's crazy bad.
So I mentioned this to my Naturopath and she ordered in this.
10 drops in a carrier oil which we use a caster oil.
Works as a bug repellent and it kills the itch.
Even those Chigger chomps.
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I have heard a lot of good words about essential oils.
 

I have heard a lot of good words about essential oils.
Tried Calamine, similar creams, contraptions.
Seriously this one takes a deer fly bite away in minutes.
Most of the time they don't re-itch.
 

Any Kanadan with a 5 1/4 lb. porterhouse steak in his or her hand is a friend of mine!:icon_thumleft::icon_thumright:
I tiez it around mez nerk, so mez dog will play wiz mee.
Though hez keeps gon Fer that jigglar vane.
 

I tiez it around mez nerk, so mez dog will play wiz mee.
Though hez keeps gon Fer that jigglar vane.
That is a neat trick for dogs. It works for fish too, especially around sundown. If you tie some raw steaks around your neck and go snorkeling, you will get some really close up encounters with fish. Bring your camera.
 

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