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[releventchair]

Now I'm plenty far North.
And got bit up the other day by something out on the hunting property again that is worse today! Swelling and so itchy I'm about ready to ...Well. Itch I guess.
Probably chiggers again.
If not , multiple spider bites.

Amputee clinic over. We'll call it walking.
Had prosthetic lowed a quarter inch. Plus I pulled my shim out of my shoe for another quarter.
Might need to get help for my who-yawhazzit joint in lower back.
Feels to much like a nail was pounded into it. Too often.

 

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[traveller777]

The one who lives near me,"Crush". Cousin to "Beer Can"! I,m confusing myself!

Yepper. Tiz cornfuzing.

 

[releventchair]

Dang , I forgot the girls nickname at work that used to crush cans on her forehead.
Forgot her other name too it's been so long.

 

[crashbandicoot]

Now I'm plenty far North.
And got bit up the other day by something out on the hunting property again that is worse today! Swelling and so itchy I'm about ready to ...Well. Itch I guess.
Probably chiggers again.
If not , multiple spider bites.

Amputee clinic over. We'll call it walking.
Had prosthetic lowed a quarter inch. Plus I pulled my shim out of my shoe for another quarter.
Might need to get help for my who-yawhazzit joint in lower back.
Feels to much like a nail was pounded into it. Too often.

If it,s multiple bites,clear blister looking things,it might be fire ants.They itch as bad as chiggers once the blisters burst,don,t itch as long though! I can dig that back pain thing!

 

[traveller777]

Dang , I forgot the girls nickname at work that used to crush cans on her forehead.
Forgot her other name too it's been so long.

Might be a good thing.
How did the clinic visit go?

 

[crashbandicoot]

Dang , I forgot the girls nickname at work that used to crush cans on her forehead.
Forgot her other name too it's been so long.

Alma "Hardhead" Jenkins!

 

[traveller777]

Alma "Hardhead" Jenkins!

Crash, the next time we have our Good Ol' Boy Club meeting, I would like to nominate pepper for membership. I know he is Kanadian, but you have to admit he meets virtually all the criteria. Except that dam kale thing. Not sure I can get by that.

 

[crashbandicoot]

Crash, the next time we have our Good Ol' Boy Club meeting, I would like to nominate pepper for membership. I know he is Kanadian, but you have to admit he meets virtually all the criteria. Except that dam kale thing. Not sure I can get by that.

We,ll simply amend the bylaws to read that there shall be no mention of Kale or the word Kale at any function of the GOBC.Violation of this bylaw will result in the violator being whipped with a tote sack full of collard greens! Other than that I see no objection to pepper,s becoming a member in good standing. As long as he brings along that porterhouse steak!

 

[crashbandicoot]

Any Kanadan with a 5 1/4 lb. porterhouse steak in his or her hand is a friend of mine!

 

[traveller777]

We,ll simply amend the bylaws to read that there shall be no mention of Kale or the word Kale at any function of the GOBC.Violation of this bylaw will result in the violator being whipped with a tote sack full of collard greens! Other than that I see no objection to pepper,s becoming a member in good standing. As long as he brings along that porterhouse steak!

That is the usual protocol. To feed the entire club steaks and all the sides and supply beverages of the Club's choice.

 

[crashbandicoot]

That is the usual protocol. To feed the entire club steaks and all the sides and supply beverages of the Club's choice.

I,ll bring the sides if pepper brings the steak!

 

[traveller777]

I,ll bring the sides if pepper brings the steak!

Ok, you are breaking protocol but I have no problem with it.

 

[crashbandicoot]

Ok, you are breaking protocol but I have no problem with it.

I,ll break my arm to get some of that porterhouse!

 

[traveller777]

I,ll break my arm to get some of that porterhouse!

Have you noticed when we talk about him sharing his steak or us going to see him, pepper seems to disapear.

 

[crashbandicoot]

Have you noticed when we talk about him sharing his steak or us going to see him, pepper seems to disapear.

Mighty suspicious ain,t it? And here we were considering him for membership in the most exclusive club in America.Sucker Bill !

 

[ARC]

Off... no Rum for pepper... he did not give me a million.

And he said it was so small.

:/ ... wait that did not sound right.

C u n a.m

 

[traveller777]

Off... no Rum for pepper... he did not give me a million.

C u n a.m

Night Cap'n

 

[ARC]

Off... no Rum for pepper... he did not give me a million.

And he said it was so small.

:/ ... wait that did not sound right.

C u n a.m

...

 

[ARC]

Night Cap'n

***ARC throws the keys to the ship to Trav.***

Try not to run it aground :P

 

[traveller777]

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TOO. MUCH. INFORMATION.