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[WannaDig3687]

Rum jelly?
Remember my buddy boosted a box of liquor filled chocolates from the store when we were young and desperate lads for a buzz.
End result after eating a 1/2 box of grossly over sweet chocolates.....
Life lesson-of school of hard knocks-be honest-and only buy for the liquor store-boot leggier.

On that happy note...
What does it mean to have an itchy palm?

I said to the Mrs" Wow I have an itchy palm!"
That means $$$
No-just a bloody mosquito bite!!!

Oooooh! I am so done with mosquito bites! My arms and back are covered! The squirrel pee might have been an attractant.

 

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[WannaDig3687]

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No lady likes
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Burma Shave

 

[releventchair]

Oooooh! I am so done with mosquito bites! My arms and back are covered! The squirrel pee might have been an attractant.

Hat. Hat with other than squirrel pee on it to alter your monoxide exhaust of your skin breathing's scent. Our heads being like radiators , and heat rising.... Leaves a source /trail for skeeters /deerflies ect. to follow.

If you're anti bug spray there's options. They vary in effectiveness by individual.
You could locate some sassafras leaves before they dry for autumn , crush them and roll them to bruise them well and rub them on exposed skin. Your neck ,rear of ears ect. and hat brim. Heck , hang a couple bruised leaves from your hat too.
If it does not work for you , you tried. (!) l.o.l..

(Rumor has it , skeeters are attracted to rum soaked victims...)

 

[bill from lachine]

WD,

The reason for the fermentation before draining and rinsing is to break down the slimmy covering protecting the seeds. We're kind of speeding up how the seeds would react in nature before starting another tomato plant.

 

[WannaDig3687]

I know you have been lying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs", "Huggies", and "Pampers', while undergarments for old people are called "Depends".

Well here is the low down on the whole thing.

When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em, Hug'em and Pamper' em. When old people crap in their pants, it "Depends" on who's in the will!

Glad I got that straightened out so you can rest your mind.

 

[ARC]

Offf.. g night.

c u n am

 

[pepperj]

Oooooh! I am so done with mosquito bites! My arms and back are covered! The squirrel pee might have been an attractant.

Oh you city girls think it was pee.

Two squirrels play it up in a tree? K.I.S.S.I.N.G Just saying it could of been something else....

Not saying it was-but I have my doubts-now think about it-Squirrels squat on the ground-now did you know that?

But think what you like WD-but to justify it as pee is a wee wee.

Just messing with you.....

 

[Blak bart]

I know you have been lying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs", "Huggies", and "Pampers', while undergarments for old people are called "Depends".

Well here is the low down on the whole thing.

When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em, Hug'em and Pamper' em. When old people crap in their pants, it "Depends" on who's in the will!

Glad I got that straightened out so you can rest your mind.

Now thats some fuc.ing wisdom !!

 

[Blak bart]

Here's some more wisdom !!

 

[Kriseml2]

Sorry to comment on your thread, asking a question, but I cannot figure out how to make a post. I was curious if anyone knows if this is a coin or something else. Thank you.

 

[ARC]

Mornin

 

[pepperj]

Morning world

 

[pepperj]

Morning ARC

 

[Rookster]

Morning everybody

 

[Rookster]

Morning ARC AND PEPPER

 

[Blak bart]

hello out there !!

 

[pepperj]

Morning Rook and Bart

 

[pepperj]

Here's some more wisdom !!

My hear couldn't quite tune to the lyrics-so I had to read them-now I'm not really any further ahead.
Though it has a catchy beat to it.

[h=2]Zungguzungguguzungguzeng[/h]Yellowman





Zungguzungguguzungguzeng
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng
Seh if yuh have a paper, yuh must have a pen
And if yuh have a start, yuh must have a end
Seh five plus five, it equal to ten
And if yuh have goat, yuh put dem in a pen
And if yuh have a rooster, yuh must have a hen, now
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng
Jump fe happiness and jump fe joy
Yuh nuh fe call Yellowman, nuh bwoy
Lady Ann, a yuh so take fe toy
Playgal all dem call him joy
Yuh nuh fe call Yellowman, nuh bwoy
Yuh nuh fe call Junjo, nuh bwoy
Yuh nuh fe take I and I fe bwoy
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, watch it
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, catch it
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, 'ca
Zero, zero, one, one, nine
'Ca Yellowman make yuh feel so fine
Me chat all me lyric, me chat dem in a rhyme
Me nuh eat lime it full of a rhyme
'Ca Yellowman him a commit nuh crime, 'ca
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, hey
Ku Shung Peng, Ku Shu-shu-shung Peng, hey
Ku Shung Peng, Ku Shu-shu-shung Peng
Seh if yuh have a start, yuh must have a end
Seh if yuh have a paper, yuh pass me the pen
But tell yuh Yellowman have too much girlfriend
'Ca nuff a dem a talk bout me nuh have nuh girlfriend
Yuh a idiot, bwoy, me have a hundred and ten
Seh all a dem, dem have yellow children
All a dem, dem have yellow children
Some live a Kingston and dung a Maypenn
Nuff a dem a ask me how me have nuff girlfriend, true
Arguments, I have nuff arguments, Lord
Arguments, I have nuff arguments
Me enter in the house of parliament
Prime minister and his wife haffe keep silent
A true Yellowman a chat intelligent
Dem put me in the court, the judge seh yuh innocent, true
Arguments, I have nuff arguments, 'ca
Sandra should a be fe me girlfriend, hey
Lady Ann should a be me girlfriend, make a
Zunggu zungguguzungguzeng, hey
Yuh nuh fe jump, fe happy or joy
Yuh nuh fe call Yellowman, nuh bwoy
Nuh bother take Junjo fe toy
Me bredda in law them call him U-roy
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, watch it
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng
Yuh leggo violence, yuh smoke ishence
Yuh deal with violence, yuh go dung silence
But tell yuh Yellowman, come fe tell dem again
Yuh live a Kingston or yuh live a Maypenn
Seh if yuh have a rooster, yuh must have a hen
And if yuh have a start, yuh must have a end
But watch Yellowman, come fe rock dem again, Lord
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, watch it
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, hey
Jump fe happiness and jump fe joy
Yuh nuh fe take Yellowman fe bwoy
Yuh nuh fe take Yellowman fe toy
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, watch it
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, hey
Ku Shung Peng, Ku Shu-shu-shung Peng
But tell yuh Yellow vibes it sound like FM
The other rest of vibes sound like AM
But tell yuh Yellowman, come fe rock dem again
Yuh could a live a Kingston, Mo' Bay or Maypenn, 'ca
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, hey
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng, hey
Nuh fe call Yellowman nuh bwoy
Yuh fe jump fe happiness and jump fe joy
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng
'Ca Yellowman have nuff girlfriend
'Ca watch a man me come fe tell dem again
'Ca Yellowman come fe mash dem again, Lord

 

[bill from lachine]

Good morning to the crew.

 

[bill from lachine]

Kriseml2,

This is just an off the cuff guesstimate so don't take it as a fact. Appears what you have is possibly a replica of an old coin. Note the irregular edge of the coin odds are they are replicas which have been molded and sold to tourists as souvenirs.

Sorry to comment on your thread, asking a question, but I cannot figure out how to make a post. I was curious if anyone knows if this is a coin or something else. Thank you.