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I may also bbl , have to charge the i-pad...now don't move the ship on me!
 

Let it be said/written/enshrined in history: This pirate didn't say one word on page 999 :laughing7:

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BTW-Hello MsBB
 

Hey Msbeep! So good to hear from you! Wow the Cap?n handed over the rum room key! Let the drunk posting begin!
 

I wouldn't want to blemish my sterling reputation here....
But should have most of the stupid driving out of my system by now.
Except when off road. That's when you might want to hold on.
Not finding a decent video of a SuperTrike.
Mine has a little bar wrapped around the front for your feet. A bench seat. And it will try to bounce you off at high speed on bumps...
This vid has a different motor ,seat ,foot rests ...
The guy does not go on anything rough to demonstrate.
He could steer with the rear brakes and pivot real fast to turn.
Ah well. Fun anyways.



My brother rode motorcycles in his younger days. One day he was reminiscing with us. He said his go-go was the closest he was ever going to get to riding a motorcycle again. Mr WD told him to come over and he could ride the 4 wheeler. He was doubtful but mr WD told him it had hand controls and it would be alright. So he came over and rode. He had a blast! Good memory. [emoji4]
 

Captain you are the best of the best! A toast to the Captain!

YES he is !... now where is he ? ? ?

Bah !... lets toast to him !

***ARC scurries to the open rum room and returns with 2 bottles under each arm... 2 bottles in each hand and 2 more stuffed in his shirt***

Ahh yes... the captains away... the pirates shall play !

All for Rum !

Rum for all !

***ARC begins to open first bottle and sees it has a label on it that says "This Rum For The Captain Only".

***ARC tries to remove the label but sees it has been attached with some form of mysterious Rum based glue that has dried to a rock***

Errrr... ehhhh

Guess what !...

I AM back... the captain is now back ! ! !
 

Hmmm... all this Rum.... and all alone.

***Arc sighs***

Oh well time for horizontalness.

Night.
 

At the risk of being banned from this thread, I never touch the hard stuff. Two beers and I'm done. Three and I get silly. More than three and I'm asleep.

Oh no! You are on the ship now matey! Part of the ship, part of the crew.
 

I guess I have to resort to making my own creamer.

 

Arrrrrrgggggg
 

Morning TreasureNet.
 

Good morning RCT
 

Morning Rook.
 

Good morning shipmates.......

We have been invited for lunch by great friends, we’re going in the old 1967 buglet!

( drag racing offered bring your own sit on mower)

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Morning SADS 669
 

Here’s a morning feel good story to read with your coffee........

There I was 10 feet in the air, upside down, halfway through my front somersault over a 7 foot high vaulting horse after bouncing on the springboard as hard as I possibly could. I looked down to my landing area which was a 20 foot long foam crash mat and lying there exactly where I was going to land was the performer before me Steve Rigby.

Now I am a pretty big bloke and regardless of what is actually wrong with the 'old boy' on the mat, if I land on him there is going to be absolutely no improvement in his condition. Even though I do have a first aid certificate it would be a mistake for him to look up and think of me as a flying Doctor. I did the best I could opening my legs as I landed placing them either side of his head and bounced as far forward as possible before starting my forward roll.

It was discovered that Steve ( a really nice guy) had broken his neck really high up on the spine and subsequently has to endure his life in a wheelchair. You may have read about him when he and his wife took on the Catholic Church because the local priest refused to marry them in the local church, they won the fight after involving the Pope.

Anyway, I hope the groundwork has been set for the coming story. I lost touch with Steve over the years and tried to find him on the net periodically whenever I thought of him ( which was often) with no luck. Then I managed to get back in touch and visited him while in the UK on a family trip. During conversation he said how disappointed he was that his 50th birthday plan of going to the tropics was scuppered when his carer got pregnant and couldn't go, unbelievably no one else wanted to. (send me a message if you fancy a trip, and I'll send you his address ha ha.)

I was managing a private island at the time so I invited him to come and offered to be his carer if needed, but he found one. He was not sure whether he could manage "this or that" in terms of getting to me and I had to constantly tell him to just go for it, what's the worst could happen, he has an accident and ends up in a wheelchair, again?. So he arrived on the island looking forward to a lazy time sitting in his wheelchair reading, eating, drinking red wine and imitating a lazy person.

Now, if you think for one second I am going to let the guy I nearly killed by landing on his head sit around the island turning food into farts, think again. When I asked if he went to his local pool to swim at home he said no, so in true fashion I tipped him out of his chair into the sea, put a " noodle" float behind his back and one behind his neck and he took his first unaided exercise for 30 years. It was a very powerful sight seeing Steve doing the back stroke around the bay.

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At this point I had a bit of a brainwave, so I shot off and got a mask and snorkel, flipped him over and dragged him to the dock where all the little tropical fish were. To say he loved it would be without doubt the largest understatement ever uttered. I then decided if he can snorkel, he can dive, "how am I going to get back in the boat?" says he. I replied that I didn't really care because 'scuba diving' was the plan not 'climbing in boats'. Seriously, we worked out a way to carefully get him back in the boat but if that had not been possible I would have found a site near a beach, and we would be back to him taking exercise.


So, off we went to a very shallow site with the most coral and fish I could find. I put an extra long hose on my gear ( 7 feet) and carefully steered Steve around the reef. Once again he thought this was something he would never be able to do. We slowly built up the depth over a few dives, culminating in a 30 ft dive on Jeep Reef which is a world class shallow dive.

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So a lesson learnt for anyone out there who thinks their life is over after an accident or a challenge based on injury or circumstance, firstly it's not over and secondly if you think it is refer to the "firstly" bit above. Steve subsequently wrote a book called "Tears in the Sand" based on his time in the tropics, the title is based on his experience of me dumping him on a sand bar in the middle of the ocean and leaving him there to his thoughts for an hour or so.

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Good morning, ARC, Rook and SADS. The coffee in this establishment is not what it used to be. Just saying.:angry7:
 

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