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Good morning, Whadi. :hello:
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Milady.
 

Bill....

Tonight we are having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner.


We found himalayan in the road.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey, what's with the paper towel?"
The pirate says," Argh, I've got a Bounty on me head!"
 

One of our more anticipated customer outings was on the the antique business cars. We had 3 days back to back of 5 course lunches and dinners including cocktails, wine and digestifs. It's lucky I don't weigh 300 lbs....:laughing7::laughing7::laughing7:

 

bill
I believe it’s the wine and less stress.
 

What’s the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?
One has a rumbling tummy, and the other’s a tumbling rummy.
 

A pirate goes to the doctor to have the spots on his arm examined. The doctor says: “They’re benign.”
The pirate replies: “no, no doc, there be 11. I counted them before I came here.”
 

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