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[WHADIFIND]

I suspect and predict that the English launguage will be reduced to only two words in the next century-

"F#£%"

And,

"youknowwhatimsaying".

Want an example?
I'm describing the way my new fire extinguisher worked.

"Excellent piece of equipment! And the flame ******ant? Perfection!"

Note...I did *NOT* change the word (R E T A R D)-ant!! The site did!

 

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[WHADIFIND]

BTB ....Fat? Would you perchance be originally from Minnesota?

 

[Fat]

.....Minnesota....? Not from but have been to the moon dance festival at walker once. Van Morrison was there but I’m sure he doesn’t remember me either.
I live on the place my great grand dad homesteaded in 1905 and in the home he build in ‘13 when my grandma was born.
My mom and dad grew up less than a mile apart along the union irrigation ditch...
The flag pole on Main Street is also the family tree.?.

 

[WHADIFIND]

Anti
I was in sales 42 years. 3 years to long and I can tell you. Some people just don’t warm up
But I wouldn’t take anything for the customers and friends I made.

Ya know...I worked for a similar number of years. Not in sales but still. I made a *lot* of "friends", acquaintances, colleagues along the way. And I mean a *LOT*!!! Let alone a very large family along the way.

One colleague summed it up once. He said, "Ya know? You really are very funny! I didn't see it before. All you have to do is to actually listen to what you say!"


So.....why is it that now...I am sitting here....completely and totally alone, and have been for years now? My *only* entertainment on a "good" day. Is to be able to go for a walk, TV reruns, and....posting words on my screen to people who I know only by their screen names?

Makes me wonder....why did I ever do all of it?!

If I could do it all over would I do anything different? Probably not. For, you see, we learn about life in reverse....but....we have to live it in forward.

 

[WHADIFIND]

.....Minnesota....? Not from but have been to the moon dance festival at walker once. Van Morrison was there but I’m sure he doesn’t remember me either.
I live on the place my great grand dad homesteaded in 1905 and in the home he build in ‘13 when my grandma was born.
My mom and dad grew up less than a mile apart along the union irrigation ditch...
The flag pole on Main Street is also the family tree.?.

Was just wondering if you might be related? Minnesota? Fat? Barump bump.

 

[releventchair]

Oh-oh, I took that test before. Had to study for it....

Mornin all!

Congrats Antiqu-ie on the employment. Shoulder to the wheel. Bring home the bacon time again.

Ya Duckshot them danged drug tests... The metric always gets me with the question of how many grams in an ounce?

Bart : You're in about the only warm spot.
I'd insult you ,but then you might run me off when I come dragging my suitcase down the drive...

(Why is it called a driveway we park on , but we drive on a parkway?)

 

[Fat]

Way way back in time, a snooker table was probably involved. Fat, Fatty, Fatz, are terms of endearment.
But do not think I’m ever late supper... belly laugh and smile hard. It’s all good..

I have called three friends and read the blond at super bowl joke, it’s got me going this morn..

 

[WHADIFIND]

(Why is it called a driveway we park on , but we drive on a parkway?)

Same sort of thing about cannibals. How they don't eat clowns cuz they taste funny.

 

[releventchair]

Same sort of thing about cannibals. How they don't eat clowns cuz they taste funny.

 

[Boatlode]

Sheesh these days ya never know... heh

Seems like people are overstepping everywhere in the name of "correctness".

Of course we all know that it is THEIR form or idea of correctness that is imposed on others.

What they don't seem to get is... this is no more of an ideal that took place in Hitler's mind when he decided what others should say or do or be.

Preach it brother AARC. And if you don't conform .gov puts you on a watch list.

Waiting for the knock on the door. Welcome to tyranny.

 

[WHADIFIND]

 

[WannaDig3687]

Way way back in time, a snooker table was probably involved. Fat, Fatty, Fatz, are terms of endearment.
But do not think I’m ever late supper... belly laugh and smile hard. It’s all good..

I have called three friends and read the blond at super bowl joke, it’s got me going this morn..

Good morning, fat. I’m glad you got a laugh out of that one. Some may be offended by blonde jokes, but I can post it because the shoe fits.
Example: yesterday, during the routine exam at the doctors, she said, “Open your mouth and say, ‘Ah.’” I promptly followed instructions but, I didn’t take my mask off. We were both rolling.

 

[WHADIFIND]

Good morning, fat. I’m glad you got a laugh out of that one. Some may be offended by blonde jokes, but I can post it because the shoe fits.
Example: yesterday, during the routine exam at the doctors, she said, “Open your mouth and say, ‘Ah.’” I promptly followed instructions but, I didn’t take my mask off. We were both rolling.

You're not alone, milady. I did something similar just the other day. After somebody, undeservedly, flipped me a one finger salute. I returned it by sticking out my tongue. Then...remembering I had a mask on...I turned it into an audible "razzpberry".

 

[RTR]

I should of been a Dentist ...... Yanked,pulled, this beauty from the 'jaws of bedrock crack' last week.And a lot more material to process

 

[Duckshot]

Mornin all!

Congrats Antiqu-ie on the employment. Shoulder to the wheel. Bring home the bacon time again.

Ya Duckshot them danged drug tests... The metric always gets me with the question of how many grams in an ounce?

Bart : You're in about the only warm spot.
I'd insult you ,but then you might run me off when I come dragging my suitcase down the drive...

(Why is it called a driveway we park on , but we drive on a parkway?)

The Superintendent once asked me "Can you pass a drug test?"



I says- "That all depends on what kind of drugs you want me to test".

He didn't think it was as funny as I did. Did you know that Prozac can induce a psychotic episode?

Neither did my doctor....

 

[Duckshot]

Preach it brother AARC. And if you don't conform .gov puts you on a watch list.

Waiting for the knock on the door. Welcome to tyranny.

"When in the course of human events....

...And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, We mutually pledge to eachother our Lives, our Fortunes, and Our Sacred Honor."

Fifty-six men signed that, and some of them lost everything but their Honor.

 

[WHADIFIND]

"When in the course of human events....

...And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, We mutually pledge to eachother our Lives, our Fortunes, and Our Sacred Honor."

Fifty-six men signed that, and some of them lost everything but their Honor.

I just have to wonder. How those people might have voted....if someone had been able to foretell the future, and told them just what they were going to lose.

 

[ARC]

Just stopping in to say g night.

C u n am.

 

[WHADIFIND]

Just stopping in to say g night.

C u n am.

 

[WHADIFIND]