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Hey Bill, help me find a song plz? Del mccurry 40 acres and a fool.

No offense Uncle Bill...



My new neighbor from the city
Bought forty acres up the road
He made his money in the market
Now he's wearing cowboy clothes
He's got no cows or chickens
But the hat and boots look cool
When he parties on the weekend
Forty acres and a fool

He says he's getting in to ranching
He's got a pretty trophy wife
Set her up in a Mcmansion
But now he's trying to wreck my life
He drives around in his new Hummer
I tell my kids "don't walk to school"
Took out my mailbox, squashed a possum
Forty acres and a fool

He don't need to borrow nuthin'
'Cause he's got one of every tool
Installed a laptop on his Bobcat
Then drove it right into the pool
I never see his hands get dirty
And I'm not jealous as a rule
Can't get used to living next to
Forty acres and a fool

He goes to Cancun in the winter
I get relief for a week or two
Then he's back here with a vengeance
Sometimes life can be so cruel
The county officials are his buddies
He uses money like a tool
He wines and dines them on the weekends
What's this country coming to?
Forty acres and a fool
 

"six degrees of separation"... a concept which posits that any two people on Earth are six or fewer acquaintance links apart.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Degrees_of_Kevin_Bacon
That is true more often than you think.
My best friend was married to Kristin Pfaff the bass player of Courtney Love's band HOLE, Love was married to Kurt Cobain.
With Rusty Day of Cactus I can create several 6 degrees of separation in the rick music world for starters.
 

Good morning, thanks RC, I haven’t even tried to figure that out but this is a favorite song of mine.
 

Good morning folks. Getting ready to fish.....coffee and donuts.
 

Morning Bart and Jim. :coffee2:

Are you collecting many eggs these days Jim?

Enjoyed your video Bart. :thumbsup:
Now that was a big Grouper fish, he looked kinda grumpy, sorta like my wife when she first wakes up in the morning. :laughing7:
 

Good morning folks. Getting ready to fish.....coffee and donuts.

Morning Bart

Would that be classified as mind baiting-or baiting the mind?
Best of the luck on the day-liked the Snapper pics-made me hungry for some reason.
 

Thanks guys....not to bad of a trip...wish I could have detected more.
 

I always wondered why I never got credit for my 3rd banner....well I got a pm from birdman and sure enough he's got my 3rd banner under his name....guess they confused the birdman with the bartman. Lol:laughing7::laughing7:
 

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