Got woken by something just before midnight-well maybe a bathroom run will settle the system down. Then headlights lit up the garage-WTF there's a car parked beside the Mrs car-right up near the door of the garage. I turn on the light open the door a bit-car turns off lights slowly backs out-and drives up the road.

OK-Now I am just finishing up and what do I see headlights creeping down the back lane!
I go grab the 1000 lum. flashlight go out the backdoor onto the porch-light the car up as it slowly drives through the yard and up the road.
It's an electric car-just the slow crunching of ice under the wheels.
Now the dog is full on guard dog crazy (I woke him up with the door sound

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Trying to figure out this mysterious event when I go back to bed-the Mrs said " Jim what are you going to do if it comes back again?
I'll phone the cops-I replied.
She replied-"Thank you" and went to sleep. ( I have a left shoulder that has a tad of bad reputation )
When dealing with trespassers or morons in life I usually just say to the LEOs "There's the street way or your way in handling this-I called you- because at this juncture in life I prefer to use your way"
They shake there heads in agreement - "Good choice" and listen.
So I lay a watching for the return-windy-trees making noises-dog not settling down-Yawn....