RC + Jim, Thanks for the chuckles...lol.
Being so disorganized keeps me busy.
I make discoveries of lost items or details of a prior failure to continue a project while on an Easter egg hunt for something else in the first place; and get all distracted.
So I stay busy.
If I did everything that needs doing effectively , or knew where everything was....I'd be all done.
Next thing you know I'd need something to do , buy an electric bike or something; and get hit by a lorry...
The estate sale would be quick and efficient. Vs the multitude of disheveled yet shocking discoveries unintentionally (?) planned for my heirs that my disorganized current method has arranged..(Rhymes with deranged.)
Today if her royal indoors thinks I need to do something I don't want to do , I can feign being looking for something needed to do something instead as a defense. But no one knows where it is. If they know what it is.
The 30 cent industrial paring knife disappeared. (I likely have hundreds of knives,they're not organised so who knows. A big box of them in the basement. In most rooms probably. On my wheelchair. In my pocket . In the truck. Ect. Need a knife? I might have just the right one. And some old ones. And...). But , I knew it was missing.
Since I get blamed for missing forks , it seemed only fair to mention the missing knife to her royal indoors.
Now , I put knives in the knife block or drawer and am slightly jealous of them ,while keeping the peace with a woman who thinks a knife is simply an object to mutilate and dirty and lay on the counter after using. (She's starting to grasp not putting them in the sink).
I checked under the stove, Under the fridge. Under the micro-wave. Under the toaster ,coffee maker... It was seemingly just another mysterious disappearance.
We have suspects that don't really exist. I don't think are real anyways. But it bugged me.
Months later the knife turned up in a drawer that had been checked. But how
??
Now it's back where it should be , in it's block. How many knife blocks on the counter? Too many for some folks.
A crime show would like it. So likely will the authorities. Till they discover the other disheveled and shocking surprises on their obligatory and usually fun Easter egg hunt in some crazy guys place when he snaps from being too bored due to being so organised he's out in the yard frightening the neighbors with his outrageous attire and cutting weeds with a 30 cent yard sale industrial paring knife....
Instead of a brief efficient inventory for the news media to gape at , it'll take busy days. A win win for keeping busy. L.o.l..
