Underground news flash:
Officials in Eastern Canada are seeking communications with the "Bermuda gang" in an attempt to quell an outbreak of rampant rowdyism..
A gang of seniors headed by one "Uncle Bill" that can be recognized by their uniforms of berets ,black leather jackets, Bermuda shorts , and most disconcerting , black socks with sandals.
Our reporter Petite Fromage was on the scene shortly after members paraded (well , tottered) down a public way on their way to an informal speakeasy.
A mother who sought anonymity for fear of reprisal held her two children's hands. Their little faces still showed confusion and near trauma.
"They asked me , will Daddy wear socks with sandals too Mommy? How do I answer that?" She asked.
A pair of constables , night sticks in hand passed us on the sidewalk , warily eyeing two senior ladies wearing pink feather boas and dancing and singing on the corner.
When the mother whisked her children off to therapy , your reporter approached the ladies.
When asked if they feared for the provinces national identity , the nearest hiked her dress up just enough to reveal a fresh tattoo on her ankle of a black socked foot wearing a sandal.
"I think it's great" she said. "We need a little rebellion now and then".
Petite Fromage is expected to return next week after his visit to Trembling Hills convalescence home. Though in these uncertain time it remains to be seen the depth of his excitement caused nervousness in public after seeing such outlandish insult to decency...
Officials acknowledged the gang and their followers adherence to virus precautions.
"We don't object to the speakeasy , or having fun in public" an anonymous official said.
"But this wearing of socks with sandals is too much an insult on our moral character. What's next? Untucked shirts? This is how societies degenerate."
Officials in Eastern Canada are seeking communications with the "Bermuda gang" in an attempt to quell an outbreak of rampant rowdyism..
A gang of seniors headed by one "Uncle Bill" that can be recognized by their uniforms of berets ,black leather jackets, Bermuda shorts , and most disconcerting , black socks with sandals.
Our reporter Petite Fromage was on the scene shortly after members paraded (well , tottered) down a public way on their way to an informal speakeasy.
A mother who sought anonymity for fear of reprisal held her two children's hands. Their little faces still showed confusion and near trauma.
"They asked me , will Daddy wear socks with sandals too Mommy? How do I answer that?" She asked.
A pair of constables , night sticks in hand passed us on the sidewalk , warily eyeing two senior ladies wearing pink feather boas and dancing and singing on the corner.
When the mother whisked her children off to therapy , your reporter approached the ladies.
When asked if they feared for the provinces national identity , the nearest hiked her dress up just enough to reveal a fresh tattoo on her ankle of a black socked foot wearing a sandal.
"I think it's great" she said. "We need a little rebellion now and then".
Petite Fromage is expected to return next week after his visit to Trembling Hills convalescence home. Though in these uncertain time it remains to be seen the depth of his excitement caused nervousness in public after seeing such outlandish insult to decency...
Officials acknowledged the gang and their followers adherence to virus precautions.
"We don't object to the speakeasy , or having fun in public" an anonymous official said.
"But this wearing of socks with sandals is too much an insult on our moral character. What's next? Untucked shirts? This is how societies degenerate."
