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[WannaDig3687]

Mornin all!

Now why would W.D. do all that to a poor fish.

Just for the hal i but!

Yep , I need a slap or two. Coffee ain't making my non drunk butt sober today.

FLASHBACK!!


It was April the 41st
Being a quadruple leap year
I was driving through downtown Atlantis
My Barracuda was in the shop, so
I was in a rented Stingray
And it was overheating
So I pulled into a Shell station
They said I'd blown a seal
I said, "Fix the damn thing
And leave my private life out of it
Okay, pal?"
While they were doing that
I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar
A real dive
But I knew the owner
He used to play for the Dolphins
I said, "Hi, Gil!"
You hafta yell, he's hard of herring
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' through the Gulf Stream
Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Wet dream
Gil was also down on his luck
Fact is, he was barely keeping his head below water
I gullied up to the sandbar
He poured the usual
Rusty snail, hold the grunion, shaken, not stirred
With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side Heavy on the mako
I slipped him a fin, on porpoise
I was feeling good
I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids
For the halibut
Well, the place was crowded
We were packed in like sardines
They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal
What sole
Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna Salmon Chanted Evening
And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers
Probably there to see the bass player
One of them was this cute little yellowtail
And she's giving me the eye
So I figure, this is my chance for a little fun
You know -- a piece of Pisces
But she said things I just couldn't fathom
She was too deep
Seemed to be under a lot of pressure
Boy, could she drink
She drank like a... she drank a lot
I said, "What's your sign?"
She said, "Aquarium"
I said, "Great! Let's get tanked."
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' through the Gulf Stream
Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Wet dream
I invite her up to my place for a little midnight bait
I say, "C'mon baby, it'll only take a few minnows"
She threw me that same old line
"Not tonight, I got a haddock"
And she wasn't kiddin' either
'Cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock
I'd ever seen come down the pike
He was covered with mussels
He came over to me,
He said, "Listen shrimp
Don't you come trolling around here"
What a crab
This guy was steamed
I could see the anchor in his eyes
I turned to him
I said, "Abalone! You're just being shellfish"
Well, I knew there was going to be trouble
And so did Gil
'Cause he was already on the phone to the cods
The haddock hits me with a sucker punch
I catch him with a left hook
He eels over
It was a fluke
But there he was, lying on the deck
Flat as a mackerel
Kelpless
I said, "Forget the cods, Gil
This guy's gonna need a sturgeon"
Well, the yellowtail was impressed
With the way I landed her boyfriend
She came over to me, she said
"Hey big boy, you're really a game fish"
"What's your name?"
I said, "Marlin"
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' through the Gulf Stream
Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Wet dream
Well from then on, we had a whale of a time
I took her to dinner
I took her to dance
I bought her a bouquet of flounders
And then I went home with her
And what did I get for my trouble?
A case of the clams
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' through the Gulf Stream
Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Wet dream
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Kip Addotta & Biff Manard

LOL that’s hilarious! Thank rchair!

 

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[WannaDig3687]

Final results are in. Held on to 2nd & 10th places. We got a pizza dinner invite from the winner of the women’s division plus they are donating $200.00 to the heroes. So that is awesome. I recognized several names that made the results and that is neat.

 

[ECS]

I like jobs. Paying or non-paying. Okay I mostly like paying...

Paying are better.

 

[Toecutter]

Scored a sterling spoon thingy, the handle is marked sterling but the lower portion is marked with a triangle, the lower part appears to be silver but not sure if it would have to be marked as well, what ya guys think would the lower be marked like the handle ? If u zoom in I think you can see both marks..

 

[bill from lachine]

Rusty,

Good for you I like your attitude. I remember when the new hires from university would ask me if I thought a career in railway marketing was a good move or not.

My answer was forget about what the pay is and find something that gives you a buzz.....if this type of work gives you that buzz stick around and you'll apply yourself and be successful and the money and promotions will follow. If not move on until the right opportunity comes along.

I like jobs. Paying or non-paying. Okay I mostly like paying, but Arrowheads.com is like a second family. I'm happy to do it.

 

[WannaDig3687]

Scored a sterling spoon thingy, the handle is marked sterling but the lower portion is marked with a triangle, the lower part appears to be silver but not sure if it would have to be marked as well, what ya guys think would the lower be marked like the handle ? If u zoom in I think you can see both marks..

That’s cool! Is that like a for real “tea” spoon?

 

[Toecutter]

That’s cool! Is that like a for real “tea” spoon?

I think so, the top and bottom are the same and snap together..

 

[bill from lachine]

WD,

Good score on the teaspoon....I'd say sterling top and bottom wtg.

 

[bill from lachine]

Well main course tonight is going to be shrimp provencale....our version is slightly different. We leave the shells on and make a mess peeling them at meal time....

We bake them in the oven with the garlic and use lemon slices instead of juice and also add a shot glass of pernod which is a licorish flavored liqueur.

And use some crusty bread to sop up with the juices. You can skip the pernod if you don't have any and it's still good.

 

[WannaDig3687]

WD,

Good score on the teaspoon....I'd say sterling top and bottom wtg.

I didn’t find it. Toecutter did. LOL

 

[ARC]

WD wants to quote the pictures. :P

Arrr.

 

[WannaDig3687]

Hissssssss!

 

[WannaDig3687]

I don’t see it. I’ll fix it when I have a computer.

 

[ARC]

I don’t see it. I’ll fix it when I have a computer.

You really need to get with the times... most people own a computer by now :P~~~

 

[ARC]

Oh by the way...

The "tea spoon"... is called an "infuser spoon".

In case you want to know / wondering.

 

[ARC]

This one is pretty close to yours.

I am deleting the other pictures.

 

[WannaDig3687]

Oh by the way...

The "tea spoon"... is called an "infuser spoon".

In case you want to know / wondering.

Yeah that’s it. I couldn’t think of the word. Thank ARC.

Now, did toecutter get the answers (and recognition)?

 

[WannaDig3687]

You really need to get with the times... most people own a computer by now :P~~~

The times hah! iPhones are the things and I have a new one coming. I have to be patient.

 

[WHADIFIND]

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No WIF, Those chores were given to me, ARC made me the "Cabin Boy". I think Sis and Beeps has something on someone and have been given immunity

Yeah...but then...what purpose in the freakin' world could two females on a ship full of pirates, serve!!

...........oh.....uhhhhh....ummmm....nevermind.

 

[ARC]

Yeah...but then...what purpose in the freakin' world could two females on a ship full of pirates, serve!!

...........oh.....uhhhhh....ummmm....nevermind.

Why to be our eyes.

For the Rum sometimes covers mine. :P