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Yup! Weddings and funerals are the best spots!!
No mate, our family funerals where always the worst. Normally we have to have 3 funerals and a private burial service. This is what happens when you mix ranching on an international scale for that last couple hundred years, lots of money, and many people not just capable of fighting but we sort of enjoy a good fight.
Last big one was my grand father, 10 separate services, and an open burial service. We fairly well until it was time to plant him, most fights started within a few steps of where they parked their car.
Then we he was lowered, folks leaving, but a good many of us stayed behind because he was buried with several ingots, some stones and a large piece of Jade. Those workers released the straps, but one got hung up, so naturally a worker climbed down, well more like jumped down on top of it. That when guns came out, family thought they where trying to rob him I guess. That poor worker looked like he saw death. LOL
Anyway, we waited until the hole was filled in. Uncle the entire time saying see, we should have never buried him here in the US, lets take him back to Africa to his ranch; everyone just looking at him like sure fooker, you just want to legally smuggle in all them ingots and then rob him your self. Like Africa would be safe. LOL
Yeah, our always brings fight, and not little knock down drag out. We can afford to go to court, we are all very large and have that mentality that if we are fighting then it means I want to kill you. Only thing worse than a bunch of hillbillys and cowboys fighting and thats hillbillys and cowboys from Africa and Mexico.
