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[WannaDig3687]

Oh geesh! I have to go to work! Have a good day, everyone! It's been nice sharing my morning with you all!

 

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[Rookster]

I bet it has! I haven't got my flu shot yet. I need to do that so it doesn't ruin my plans. I have spent many of Christmases and New Years down and out with the flu. No fun at all!

WD, flu shots really work these days. I use to wouldn't take one because of the rumor they make you sick. But no more. And it takes 2 weeks after the shot before it takes effect. You probably knew that but ......

 

[Tom_Restorer]

Young guy comes first time back home from college. Father asks him "How is the college? Is your room mate nice?"
The son answers "Daddy, I think my room mate is gay!"
Father "Why do you think that??"
Son "Every time when I kiss him, he closes his eyes!"

Teacher says to the students "80% of you will not get a graduation"
The smartest student in the class answers "but we are not as many!"

Two guys in a nuthouse. One says to the other "Come on, we will break free this night"
The other "but how will we do it?"
First guy "I will go out and check it. If there is a small wall we will climb it. If the wall is too high, we dig a tunnel"
OK, the guy goes out and comes back after a while. The other asks him "And??"
The guy " We will NEVER break free!"
The other "WHY??"
The guy "There is no wall!"

 

[Tom_Restorer]

Oh geesh! I have to go to work! Have a good day, everyone! It's been nice sharing my morning with you all!

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Sis, you can not go now! I not finished yet with jokes !!!

 

[Tom_Restorer]

A Guy get divorced from his wife.
Three weeks later he got a message that his ex wife received a heritage of 30 Million Dollar from her passed away father.
The guy calls his EX "My dear, I am pregnant!!"

Judge to a woman "What did you steal?"
Woman "A can of peaches"
Judge "How many was in the can?"
Woman "6"
Judge "Ok, you go 6 days into prison!"
Out of the crowd the husband shout loud " She has stolen also a can of peas ! ! !"

 

[Rookster]

 

[Rookster]

 

[Rookster]

Thought was kinda funny.

 

[Tom_Restorer]

Now a real bad one. Sis will hate me for sure

Why are more woman at the world as man?
Because there is more to clean up and much less to think about! SORRY SIS !!!

A married couple watching an animal documentation on TV
Wife to hubby: Do you also think that Rodents are useless, lazy and voraciously?
Hubby: "oh yes my little squirrel!"

 

[Rookster]

I don't think I'll eat lunch right now hun.

 

[Tom_Restorer]

Job interview

Company Boss to the guy "In the probation period you will receive only 1200$"
The guy "OK, than I come back later to begin the job!"

 

[bill from lachine]

rook,
Top of the morning glad to have you back with the crew.

Morning everyone.

 

[bill from lachine]

Tom,

I see you're on a roll with the jokes...keep them coming....

 

[Tom_Restorer]

Tom,

I see you're on a roll with the jokes...keep them coming....

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Moning Bill!

Ok, let´s go

A guy sees how a dog licking his .
He says to the dog owner "I would like to that too"
The dog owner "Don´t do it! He will bite you"

 

[Tom_Restorer]

A granny asking a young boy at the beach "Are many wrecks washed ashore at this place?"
The boy answers "No! You are the first one"

 

[Tom_Restorer]

How is a woman called that refuse to cook?

"A devorced"

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Speaking of bringing the rain....


Some of you Charter Members already know this. I was waiting until after the holiday festivities to bring the rest of you up to speed. A couple months ago I announced I was going to be a grandma again. Well, on Christmas Eve, my son's girlfriend had a miscarriage. So, we are not expecting any longer. It's all good. She's OK, my son didn't fall too far off the deep end, and we are all at peace with it. His will be done.

Sorry to hear about that.

 

[Tom_Restorer]

A kid to an other "Hey, I found a used condom at the balcony!"
The other one "what is a balcony??"

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A trucker runs over some kind of black and white thing but he don´t cares and keeps driving.
He stops at the next bar and orders a beer. Than he asking the bar keeper "Do you have penguins in this area?!
Barkeeper "No!"
Truck driver "Damn, I think I run over a Nun again...."

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

A kid to an other "Hey, I found a used condom at the balcony!"
The other one "what is a balcony??"

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A trucker runs over some kind of black and white thing but he don´t cares and keeps driving.
He stops at the next bar and orders a beer. Than he asking the bar keeper "Do you have penguins in this area?!
Barkeeper "No!"
Truck driver "Damn, I think I run over a Nun again...."

I posted this in another thread awhile back.
"Little Red Riding Hood's mother baked some cookies and put them in a basket for Red Riding Hood to take to her grandmother who lived alone in the forest.
Red Riding Hood set out, and sure enough the Big Bad Wolf was lying in wait along the trail.
When Red Riding Hood drew near, the Big Bad Wolf sprang out with a great growl.
Red Riding Hood shrieked in terror.
The Big Bad Wolf stared at the frightened girl, and then he sighed.
"I can't do this. Move along to your Grandma's house. I'm letting you go."
Red Riding Hood reached in her basket, pulled out a gun, and pointed it at the Big Bad Wolf.
" Oh no," she said. "Y."ou are going to eat me just like it says in the book

 

[Tom_Restorer]

Wife to hubby "You don´t treat our kids equally!"
Hubby "That´s complete B/S! Which one do you mean? Jack, Michael, or this fat ugly one??"

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Man comes out of a bar complete drunk like a lizard and face palm in front of the bar. This happens 40 times again and again until he is at home.
The wife says "Gosh... you are complete drunk again!" The man asking "How do you recognized that?
Wife "The barkeeper called me and said who forgot again your wheelchair in the bar!"


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A parachutist tries to open his parachute - Dose n´t work! He tries to open the replacement parachute - also doesn´t work! He is on a free fall now and than a guy from the ground flies in his direction.
When they are on same high the parachutist asking the other guy "Hey, do you repair parachutes??" The other guy "No, gas pipes!"