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Got an idea on drying the weather. Just might work. 571726bea45106c9b73cf9084eb4b45d.gif She said you dummy.94d865d55db88bf9a17c78b5823c22a0.gif
 

Man goes to the butcher. He asks the female butcher "Do you have brain" The butcher answers "If I would have brain, do you think I would work on this place??!"

Two old retired man sitting in a park. One says "I go to buy us some ice cream, what flavor do you want?"
The other "Come on... you will forget it after a few seconds" The other "No no, I don´t forget it! Just say it to me" The other "OK, I want vanilla"
After a while the guy comes back with two fried sausages. The other one "See! I told you you will forget the mustard!!"
 

Happy New Year to you, Chris. Another year is dawning! I can't wait to see what/how/when you capture His creations!
 

Man goes to the butcher. He asks the female butcher "Do you have brain" The butcher answers "If I would have brain, do you think I would work on this place??!"

Two old retired man sitting in a park. One says "I go to buy us some ice cream, what flavor do you want?"
The other "Come on... you will forget it after a few seconds" The other "No no, I don´t forget it! Just say it to me" The other "OK, I want vanilla"
After a while the guy comes back with two fried sausages. The other one "See! I told you you will forget the mustard!!"


OMG! You are on fire today! Those are funny! :laughing9:
 

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Man in a restaurant asks the waitress "Do you have frog legs?"
The waitress "No! I always walk like this"

Taxi driver with passenger on board drives along a highway. The passenger tips with a finger on the shoulder of the taxi driver. The driver get´s shocked, tears of the steering wheel and makes nearly a fatal accident but the car stopped right in front of a tree. The driver turns around and shouting to the passenger "Don´t this again!" The passenger says to him "But I just tipped you with a finger"
The taxi driver " I know! But I was hearse driver the last 30 years!!!"
 

Break time. Coffee and stuff.fac49ebb103cc75f6b3dbba24384901c.gif:laughing7:
 

Guy goes to a fortuneteller. The fortuneteller says to him "I see, you are father of two children"
The guy says "That´s they way you thinking but I am father of four!"
The fortuneteller "That´s the way YOU thinking" ..... :laughing7:
 

Friend say to an other "Hey, I´ve seen your wife lately"
The other " Yes? Where?"
Friend "You know the bakery across the sauna club?"
Guy "Yes!"
Friend "That´s where I saw her! Right across the bakery!" :laughing7: :laughing7: :laughing7:
 

Man in a restaurant asks the waitress "Do you have frog legs?"
The waitress "No! I always walk like this"

Taxi driver with passenger on board drives along a highway. The passenger tips with a finger on the shoulder of the taxi driver. The driver get´s shocked, tears of the steering wheel and makes nearly a fatal accident but the car stopped right in front of a tree. The driver turns around and shouting to the passenger "Don´t this again!" The passenger says to him "But I just tipped you with a finger"
The taxi driver " I know! But I was hearse driver the last 30 years!!!"

HAHAHHAHA! He might want to go back to driving the hearse!
 

Thanks ,think I'll live been a long week of Yuck .

I bet it has! I haven't got my flu shot yet. I need to do that so it doesn't ruin my plans. I have spent many of Christmases and New Years down and out with the flu. No fun at all!
 

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